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Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:43 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:43 pm
Just bought 3 sixers of Abita strawberry.

Penis shrunk 3 inches and developed a lisp, and I don't care how many poles I have to smoke to get that refreshing delight.

Whole foods ftw.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21207 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:44 pm to
frick yeah strawberry Abita is awesome
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:46 pm to
Meh strawberry I prefer Samuel Smith Strawberry
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:47 pm to
Shut up hipster.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:49 pm to
Better strawberry flavor, I promise you taste it and you will forget abita
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69891 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Just bought 3 sixers of Abita strawberry.




Good for washing that fresh cock aftertaste out of your mouth?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:51 pm to
I can't.

I just started liking Abita strawberry a few years ago. I can only handle so much change in such short time.

It's also blood orange season.

So if anyone would like to challenge my manhood...now would be the time to do so.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:52 pm to
Why would you ever want to wash that out?
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

So if anyone would like to challenge my manhood...now would be the time to do so.





Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:56 pm to
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 6:57 pm to
I'll bring you one to try
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:01 pm to
I swear that thing is tripping on shrooms.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:02 pm to
I'll be around next weekend.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69891 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:02 pm to
Love you man. No Homo
































Ok, Slight Homo

























































Strong homo
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:03 pm to
See you at the Londoner then
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39966 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:05 pm to
I always feel a little less manly for drinking Purple Haze.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16945 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Penis shrunk 3 inches and developed a lisp





Going on a fishing trip this weekend so I'll pick up some in the next day or two... I guess I'll have to tie a side knot in my shirt tail and say "FABULOUSSSSSSSSSSS" a bunch... At least until my dad or one of my brothers punches me in the face.
This post was edited on 3/2/14 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/2/14 at 7:22 pm to
My dad has been in destin for 2 weeks and called me to tell me he could "smell the gay" from Florida.
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