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Another Offseason Spin-Off: Altercations you've had with opposing fans
Posted on 2/26/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 8:56 pm
Who among you goons out there have gotten into a fight with an opposing fan. I'm talking brink of physical violence!
For me:
Auburn 2013: I was sitting on the edge of the UGA section in the endzone near the band. My seat was the aisle seat and I had to be near all the auburn fans. Throughout the game this 30 year old man or so kept saying things to get under my skin and annoy me, but I would always come up with a smart arse answer to shut him up. Well fast forward to the fourth quarter and the start of our comeback and he really starts going after me. After one play he started yelling for a flag and I talked back to him explaining the rule why it wasn't a flag (Intentional grounding). Well he proceeds to claim I know nothing about football and that I was stupid for trying to correct him ( I was right). Well I proceeded to get up in his face and I told him he could get the first swing and pointed at my jaw. He didn't oblige so I asked if I could get my swing on him in. After I push him a little bit I all of a sudden get thrown back into the UGA section by my dad and football coach. Keep in mind I'm 6,5' and the entire section was watching this unfold. I spent the rest of the game calling him a bitch and begging him to fight me. Safe to say he left. Glad I spoiled the miracle for him!
For me:
Auburn 2013: I was sitting on the edge of the UGA section in the endzone near the band. My seat was the aisle seat and I had to be near all the auburn fans. Throughout the game this 30 year old man or so kept saying things to get under my skin and annoy me, but I would always come up with a smart arse answer to shut him up. Well fast forward to the fourth quarter and the start of our comeback and he really starts going after me. After one play he started yelling for a flag and I talked back to him explaining the rule why it wasn't a flag (Intentional grounding). Well he proceeds to claim I know nothing about football and that I was stupid for trying to correct him ( I was right). Well I proceeded to get up in his face and I told him he could get the first swing and pointed at my jaw. He didn't oblige so I asked if I could get my swing on him in. After I push him a little bit I all of a sudden get thrown back into the UGA section by my dad and football coach. Keep in mind I'm 6,5' and the entire section was watching this unfold. I spent the rest of the game calling him a bitch and begging him to fight me. Safe to say he left. Glad I spoiled the miracle for him!
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:14 pm to DirtyDawg
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DirtyDawg
I'm 6'5 also the joys and pains of being this height are numerous
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:16 pm to DirtyDawg
damn bro you must be some sort of badass huh?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:20 pm to K9
Edit: DGD talked about starting a thread like this; I just kicked it off! Sorry for coming off like a douche
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:32 pm to DirtyDawg
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DGD talked about starting a thread like this
Et tu, brute?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:33 pm to Damn Good Dawg
I'm sorry big homie
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:36 pm to DirtyDawg
Whatever, I wanna hear about the brawlers on the rant
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:37 pm to Damn Good Dawg
I bet we have a bunch here! The UGA fan base is easily pissed off and always sloshed enough feel up for a fight
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:44 pm to DirtyDawg
I used to have a hot head in the bars but after my last altercation I realized I looked like an arse half the time and my head was starting to hurt so I have done what I can to stop from doing it.
That said I get in a verbal altercation about every game but a lot of the times it's Georgia fans who don't like it when I say our OL blocking is dog shite or Richt drives a Prius
That said I get in a verbal altercation about every game but a lot of the times it's Georgia fans who don't like it when I say our OL blocking is dog shite or Richt drives a Prius
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:49 pm to DirtyDawg
At least you didn't go full retard. Never go full retard.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:50 pm to CatFan81
I wanted to do that in Columbia in 2012. Take all them frickers with me.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:55 pm to DirtyDawg
This is not really an "altercation" but more like an incident
Vandy 2010, I was out and about the Friday night before the game. I wasn't blackout drunk or anything because kick off was at noon if I remember correctly, but I had a decent buzz. Anyways, the group I was with ended up at Boarshead around 12:30 and we were just chilling outside on the patio and casually talking to some Vandy girls who had come down for the game. So after 15-20 minutes of conversation they say they want to go somewhere to dance before last call, I suggest that we head over to cloud or whatever the frick it was at the time
After an hour grindfest at we head out, and she suggests that we take a cab back to my place. As we are waiting for a cab the girl tells me she is in town with her brother and his friends and has to make up some bullshite to tell him seeing as they were both staying with a friend from high school.
Lo and behold almost as soon as she says this, her brother comes running across the street and is immediately confrontational. I shite you not the first thing out of this drunk a-hole's mouth is "The frick is your deal, BRO" I try to play it cool and ask him if he's having a good time etc, but he was having none of it.
So after about five minutes of dealing with this belligerent a-hole it is apparent that he is not going anywhere. At this point I realize that this dude has ruined any chance I had at random drunken sex, and proceed to troll the frick out of him. He asks me what bars we were at and I told him I was at cloud, so much strange crawling in that place you never know what you will find.
Dude freaks the frick out and starts yelling "COME AT ME BRO" I respond "Naw dude I'm just gonna take your sister to the bone zone if that's cool with you" He comes fricking charging at me and I shove him to the side. He gets up and tries again, once again I just shove him into the bushes behind BB&T. As he gets up to run towards me a third time ,two Bike cops come charging down the fricking street, and are just being pure shite heads about the whole situation.
I explain to them multiple times that I never once struck the guy, I shoved him to the side as a matter of self defense. Seriously, you would have thought I fricking stabbed someone based off of how they were interrogating me. Eventually, he tells me that he didn't actually see anything and that he just heard screaming and wanted to see what was going on, and lets me go on my way.
frick Vanderbilt I fricking hate everything about that god forsaken school
Vandy 2010, I was out and about the Friday night before the game. I wasn't blackout drunk or anything because kick off was at noon if I remember correctly, but I had a decent buzz. Anyways, the group I was with ended up at Boarshead around 12:30 and we were just chilling outside on the patio and casually talking to some Vandy girls who had come down for the game. So after 15-20 minutes of conversation they say they want to go somewhere to dance before last call, I suggest that we head over to cloud or whatever the frick it was at the time
After an hour grindfest at we head out, and she suggests that we take a cab back to my place. As we are waiting for a cab the girl tells me she is in town with her brother and his friends and has to make up some bullshite to tell him seeing as they were both staying with a friend from high school.
Lo and behold almost as soon as she says this, her brother comes running across the street and is immediately confrontational. I shite you not the first thing out of this drunk a-hole's mouth is "The frick is your deal, BRO" I try to play it cool and ask him if he's having a good time etc, but he was having none of it.
So after about five minutes of dealing with this belligerent a-hole it is apparent that he is not going anywhere. At this point I realize that this dude has ruined any chance I had at random drunken sex, and proceed to troll the frick out of him. He asks me what bars we were at and I told him I was at cloud, so much strange crawling in that place you never know what you will find.
Dude freaks the frick out and starts yelling "COME AT ME BRO" I respond "Naw dude I'm just gonna take your sister to the bone zone if that's cool with you" He comes fricking charging at me and I shove him to the side. He gets up and tries again, once again I just shove him into the bushes behind BB&T. As he gets up to run towards me a third time ,two Bike cops come charging down the fricking street, and are just being pure shite heads about the whole situation.
I explain to them multiple times that I never once struck the guy, I shoved him to the side as a matter of self defense. Seriously, you would have thought I fricking stabbed someone based off of how they were interrogating me. Eventually, he tells me that he didn't actually see anything and that he just heard screaming and wanted to see what was going on, and lets me go on my way.
frick Vanderbilt I fricking hate everything about that god forsaken school
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:58 pm to Cherokee Chinstrap
That is pretty good Cherokee
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:21 pm to DirtyDawg
Not sure if you want to call it an altercation but a Gator fan decided to prop his drunken arse down at our tailgate and pass out, and his keys and clothes ended up in the river. His naked arse got propped up in a porta-potty.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:24 pm to DirtyDawg
Seeing as you are a high school kid, I would not have hit you either. Assault and battery are bad enough charges without it being against a minor. Even though you may be 6'5", I'm sure the guy could tell you were a kid based on how you were acting.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:33 pm to RFDAWG
Well he wasn't exactly a beast... I had at least 30 pounds on him. But I get your point I admit it was foolish to do but my hate of Auburn runs too deep
Posted on 2/26/14 at 11:02 pm to DirtyDawg
I understand. He was probably a pussy anyway.
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