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This map shows which states have the longest and shortest sex
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:58 am
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:58 am
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Posted on 2/20/14 at 6:47 am to jackmanusc
I may be looking into this wrong but, I would think that the state who fricks the longest is a tribute to the fact that the women are uglier. so, congrats, SC for ranking 4th on having the ugliest women.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:23 am to oldcharlie8
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may be looking into this wrong but, I would think that the state who fricks the longest is a tribute to the fact that the women are uglier. so, congrats, SC for ranking 4th on having the ugliest women.
Wut? Seems like if you were fricking an ugly woman, you would want to be finished in the fastest time possible, right?
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:26 am to jackmanusc
Explains a lot about LSU and Arkansas fans
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:27 am to oldcharlie8
New Mexico has the ugliest moment in the land so this theory makes sense.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:35 am to 3nOut
Those are pretty embarrassing. No wonder there are so many angry people on the roads.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:36 am to 3nOut
Ask yourself this: would you rather spend more time in a pretty woman or ugly woman? Which one would you rather be done and get out of faster? So that theory doesn't make sense...
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:37 am to Legendary0903
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Those are pretty embarrassing. No wonder there are so many angry people on the roads.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:33 am to jackmanusc
Why is short sex a problem? I'm there to get mine.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:35 am to wmr
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I'm there to get mine.
I have a friend who will literally tell random girls he brings home that it won't take long bc he dgaf about their needs he just wants his. Funny enough it has never deterred his success.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:36 am to jackmanusc
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:36 am to wmr
Not sure if serious, but sex is mutual. Short sex generally isn't gratifying for her, which makes it less gratifying for me. Besides, the longer sex goes, the bigger the eruption.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 9:37 am to UMRealist
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I have a friend who will literally tell random girls he brings home that it won't take long bc he dgaf about their needs he just wants his. Funny enough it has never deterred his success
Actually this makes perfect sense. Lots of girls love to be treated like furniture.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:00 am to cokebottleag
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Actually this makes perfect sense. Lots of girls love to be treated like furniture.
You come inside your dresser drawers and couches?
Gross, brah.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:01 am to jackmanusc
Oh look, another map where they made a bunch of shite up
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:03 am to jackmanusc
Methodology for the study? Self reporting? Watching with a stop watch?
I smell bogus.
I smell bogus.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:04 am to jackmanusc
Georgia - (2:07)
Cracking the 2 minute barrier...pretty solid.
Cracking the 2 minute barrier...pretty solid.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:06 am to Kentucker
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51. Alaska - (1:21)
Too cold to stay out from under the covers for too long.
Seriously though, I don't think I've ever had a romp as short as (apparently) the average person in each state has. 7-10 minutes is probably as short as it gets, and I never thought of that as long by any stretch.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:08 am to Roger Klarvin
Sometimes you have Bioshock Infinite on pause and you gotta wrap it up quick.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 10:11 am to jackmanusc
So 7 mins is considered a long time?
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