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Worst type of dumps
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:04 pm
What y'all got? I say it's the kind that is like play dough that is damn near impossible to wipe. Monday has me thinking about things like this while waiting to get off ...
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Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:10 pm to hehatedrew
Yep, clay streakers are the worst.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:13 pm to hehatedrew
This is crazy. I just took a terrible shite on my lunch break and was thinking how I hate taking shits in the middle of the day. I like to drop a growler in the morning or after work...no exceptions. Itchy a-hole is a real problem, y'all.
To me, the worst dumps are those knuckly SOBs that you get after a day or two between dumps. Thank God that almost never happens.
To me, the worst dumps are those knuckly SOBs that you get after a day or two between dumps. Thank God that almost never happens.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:18 pm to hehatedrew
The ones that are too big for your hole, and hurt like hell.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:19 pm to ugasickem
Yeah those ones you gotta re-shape with your rectum are pretty bad as well.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:45 pm to The Spleen
On another note, my favorites are the ones that start out solid, but end much less solid. Very easy cleaning...
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:52 pm to hehatedrew
day after spicy foods. just can't do it like i did in my teens and 20's.
the ones where it's just like little shredlets tearing me as they go and i walk funny afterwards.
the ones where it's just like little shredlets tearing me as they go and i walk funny afterwards.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 3:53 pm to hehatedrew
Sudden onset explosive diarrhea.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:02 pm to hehatedrew
I've been taking a probiotic every morning and my dumps have been pretty spectacular lately.
Jamie Lee Curtis was right.
Jamie Lee Curtis was right.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:04 pm to Agforlife
Diarrhea isn't that bad as long as its just once or twice. Once your a-hole gets burnt from it though, diarrhea dumps are like shitting glass and you damn near cry at the thought of having to go shite again...
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:10 pm to hehatedrew
What a shitty thread
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:15 pm to hehatedrew
The ones that about rip your brown eye . It gets real when you have it half way out and then you know you are committed and there is no going back.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:20 pm to InfantryDawg
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The ones that about rip your brown eye . It gets real when you have it half way out and then you know you are committed and there is no going back.
I had one of these last summer. Worst dump I ever had to endure. I'll never forget it. I wouldn't wish it on anyone
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:23 pm to fillmoregandt
I just wished another one on you...
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:23 pm to fillmoregandt
Turds are tapered so your honeyhole does not slam shut. Read that on a Snapple lid. 
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:24 pm to hehatedrew
The snake. If you've ever been on a vegetable binge, you know what I mean. It feels like it will never quit coming out and then when you look you see it coiled up in the commode, actually breaking the water line.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:30 pm to Kentucker
What really freaks you out is when you know you pooped but there is nothing in the toilet. You can not explain that.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:34 pm to InfantryDawg
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What really freaks you out is when you know you pooped but there is nothing in the toilet. You can not explain that.
I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened to. The worst imo is the one that you can't get out but you know is still in you and it burns slightly. That's the worst.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:09 pm to hehatedrew
the ones that take half a roll to finish wiping.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Agree
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