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The only logical reason Nick Saban hired Kiffin
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:50 pm
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:54 pm to NorthGAVol
I've never TL;DR'd somebody before, but after about three sentences, I felt it was in my best interest to stop.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:55 pm to NorthGAVol
:tldr:
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:57 pm to NorthGAVol
not reading all that either but...
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Kiffen could fall face first into a wheel barrel full of dicks and come out with a tit in his mouth.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:59 pm to NorthGAVol
But seriously he hired LK just to piss y'all off.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:01 pm to NorthGAVol
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“This is my life’s work,” Saban said. “It is my invention. My child. It is my Precision Recruitment Organization Coordination Efficiency and Strategy Supercomputer, or PROCESS.”
Now that's pretty funny right there.
ETA: Clay Travis site. Vile
like all viles. This post was edited on 1/14/14 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:08 pm to Broken Coyote
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:25 pm to NorthGAVol
I wonder how much of this the average bama fan will read before realizing it's satire.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:43 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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I wonder how much of this the average bama fan will read before realizing it's satire.
If they are like me, none because they saw it was a link to Clay Travis's website and didn't click it.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:53 pm to BamaDude06
yep... mouse over sees www.outki...
the fish swims away
the fish swims away
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:55 pm to NorthGAVol
You should be ashamed that was turrible.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:57 pm to NorthGAVol
I'm not gonna click that link but it's obviously so Saban could see Kiffin's wife regularly.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:59 pm to Agforlife
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But seriously he hired LK just to piss y'all off.
He failed.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:03 pm to NorthGAVol
I don't get the hate for Clay Travis here but to each his own. But this may be the best article I've seen there. It all makes perfect sense!
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:14 pm to We_Need_Cam
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I'm not gonna click that link but it's obviously so Saban could see Kiffin's wife regularly.
With anyone else, I would agree,but I'm not really sure that Saban was programmed by his overlords to have human emotions like lust.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:23 pm to NorthGAVol
He did it just to piss you hillbillys off. Go burn some more mattresses.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:35 pm to 85percent
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Kiffen could fall face first into a wheel barrel full of dicks and come out with a tit in his mouth.
Clay should at least give credit where credit is due...he basically copied this from EDSBS. 2+ years ago
Then again, coming up with his own stuff would require effort
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:57 pm to NorthGAVol
Pretty funny
Posted on 1/14/14 at 8:30 pm to NorthGAVol
pretty funny 
Posted on 1/14/14 at 8:41 pm to 85percent
Some how I believe your education career stopped at the fourth grade....
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