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Here is why Jeff "Teflon" Long is the right man for Chairman of the Playoff Com

Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:33 pm
Jeff Long is the right man to chair this committee because as the greatest Athletic Director ever at the You of A, he has managed to become what many say is "Untouchable". He is the master of the Propaganda PR machine. So if and when the first selection becomes fubar, he will fire up his machine and hope that everyone in the nation falls in line just like his humble Razorback followers do.

There is a reason why most fan bases think we are the "Most delusional" fan base out there. Here is why:

While as the AD at Arkansas (6 years) the football and basketball winning % has actually gotten worse than the previous 6 years while Frank Broyles and Arkansas chancellor John White (filled in when Broyles retired). Our basketball conference winning % under Long is at 38%, while football dropped 52% to 39%.
He is also responsible for hiring the following leaders to our football program:







while missing out on these great Arkansas bred coaches





The Hog fans absolutely love this guy and love where the program has been and where it is headed. 0-8 in conference wins last year and next year looking about the same, and basketball that hasn't sniffed the postseason in years and is on the verge of going 0-4 to start the SEC. Jeff "Teflon" Long is making the right calls.

So when the selection committee screws up this first year of the playoff system, stay calm because the right man is on the job. He will make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:35 pm to
Nice sail
Posted by DrJimmyRustle123
In your head
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:36 pm to
8/10
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:37 pm to
omg it's not enough to be a jackass on our board you bring it over here.

damn, that yankee jeff long- yee hawwwww.

Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:39 pm to
You have derailed mentally.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

You have derailed mentally.


head in sand much?
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:41 pm to
"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"
Posted by robyman
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"


bingo.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:42 pm to
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Pigfeet


Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:42 pm to
Upvoted.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"


, got your GED from Arkansas, I suppose.
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:45 pm to
Kill yourself.
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:45 pm to
I support this message.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:46 pm to
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got your GED from Arkansas, I suppose.
You're the only sidewalk fan between the two of us.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:48 pm to
For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

You're the only sidewalk fan between the two of us.


Not a fan of Long's loser mentality. You certainly can continue, not me.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80142 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:51 pm to
sail along pig
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:54 pm to
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For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.


So true. Some of our fans are so conditioned to failure, they get rustled if you aren't drinking the Jeff Long PR kool aid.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:57 pm to
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For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.
This goes way beyond this post. Pigfeet has been insufferable for a loooong time, and not just on this subject.

The fact that he's running to the SEC Rant to seek validation is priceless. It's just adorable.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 12:58 pm
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