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Dear Alabama, Regarding Your Most Recent Hire
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:21 pm
As a Vandy fan it has been a miserable last couple of days as we have discovered our football coach is leaving us to compete against the likes of Illinois, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Indiana instead of Ole Miss, Florida, South Carolina and Georgia. We even offered him 4 million to stay. But you Alabama can make us forget this calamity, if for only a moment, by making Bruce Pearl your new basketball coach and having him join your newest addition to the football team, Lane Kiffin. 
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Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:22 pm to morriscat2
9/10
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:23 pm to morriscat2
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Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:25 pm to morriscat2
Well to be fair, this board is 50% LSU fans who are 100% obsessed with Bama who just hired Kiffin who they hate even more than Saban and Bama. It's a perfect storm up in this bitch.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:26 pm to morriscat2
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We even offered him 4 million to stay.
Should have made that dollars.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:28 pm to deadmau5
This part I get.
But this I don't
Why do LSU fans hate Kiffin, other than he is now at Alabama? Serious question.
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this board is 50% LSU fans who are 100% obsessed with Bama
But this I don't
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Kiffin who they hate even more than Saban and Bama.
Why do LSU fans hate Kiffin, other than he is now at Alabama? Serious question.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:32 pm to morriscat2
I desperately hope we come through for you.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:35 pm to morriscat2
0/10
Kiffin = OMFG! LOLOLOL They're either that dumb or plain suicidal.
Pearl = Good hire.
Kiffin =
OMFG! LOLOLOL They're either that dumb or plain suicidal. Pearl = Good hire.
This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:43 pm to Broken Coyote
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Why do LSU fans hate Kiffin, other than he is now at Alabama
Same reason everyone else does. Now that he's at Bama it's even more than everyone else. They already obsessed.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:44 pm to Broken Coyote
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Why do LSU fans hate Kiffin, other than he is now at Alabama? Serious question.
We don't hate Kiffin. We just recognize, along with rational people everywhere, that Lane Kiffin is a HUGE douchebag. We are actually thrilled with this hire! It's freaking hilarious!!
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:54 pm to Broken Coyote
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Why do LSU fans hate Kiffin, other than he is now at Alabama? Serious question.
Not just LSU fans the entire world dislikes unethical scumbags. He is a grade A a-hole and has left a dumpster fire everywhere.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:57 pm to r2d2
Now the whole world is gonna hate Bama! Bring it Bitches!!!! 
Posted on 1/10/14 at 9:59 pm to deadmau5
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Well to be fair, this board is 50% LSU fans who are 100% obsessed with Bama who just hired Kiffin who they hate even more than Saban and Bama. It's a perfect storm up in this bitch.
frick. Nailed. It.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:01 pm to bamakat
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Now the whole world is gonna hate Bama! Bring it Bitches!!!!
Actually here is the thing... people will hate Kiffin far more than Alabama. You've managed to hire someone who upstages Bama football.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:06 pm to DoubleDown
Guys... Honestly... We're just laughing at you. It's kind of like when you see someone trip and fall in a mud puddle or slip on a banana. We're just pointing and laughing. C'mon... You know you want to laugh too! It feels like y'all are getting punked! Where's Ashton Kutcher?
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:10 pm to tenacious
Like we have been laughing after the last three LSU games?
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:12 pm to tenacious
On the chinese dynasty scale nick saban is entering the
"Corruption becomes rampant in the imperial court, and the empire begins to enter decline and instability"
phase. Not long until he is losing the "Mandate of Heaven " and tide fans revolt.
"Corruption becomes rampant in the imperial court, and the empire begins to enter decline and instability"
phase. Not long until he is losing the "Mandate of Heaven " and tide fans revolt.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:12 pm to 14&Counting
No. Not like that at all. That actually has nothing at all to do with the fact that y'all just hired the biggest douchebag in coaching. Hahaha! It's hilarious!!
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:17 pm to tenacious
This hire is irrelevant from an xs and os perspective
Alabama has to much talent for any OC to really make a difference
Alabama has to much talent for any OC to really make a difference
This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 10:22 pm to morriscat2
As a Tide fan living in Vol country, if we hire Pearl, 32 year old Wrenchruh will give 13 year old Wrenchruh a run for his money in this fapfest.
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