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The Legend of the Bama Fan
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
5.) Female Bama fan murders woman for not being upset over Bama loss in 2013 Iron Bowl.
You literally can not make this shite up. Best part is there WILL be other incidents in the future. All five of the mentioned offenders above have been active within the last 4 years and seem to produce at a rate of at last once a year.
Bama fans; the never-ending shite show that keeps on giving
ETA: Edited to include the Bama murderer.
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
5.) Female Bama fan murders woman for not being upset over Bama loss in 2013 Iron Bowl.
You literally can not make this shite up. Best part is there WILL be other incidents in the future. All five of the mentioned offenders above have been active within the last 4 years and seem to produce at a rate of at last once a year.
Bama fans; the never-ending shite show that keeps on giving
ETA: Edited to include the Bama murderer.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 10:23 am
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Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:31 am to okietiger
If our team wasn't worth a shite people wouldn't care
about what they did.
But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
about what they did.
But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:35 am to Hater Bait
What about the Bama shooter?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:37 am to Gulf Coast Tiger
shite happens.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:47 am to okietiger
Don't piss us off.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:55 am to okietiger
What's the rate lately? 1 per loss?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 5:24 am to DoreonthePlains
Just watch...within a few years, the authorities will bust a bammer who's been holding fans of rival SEC teams hostage for years in a pit under his(her) single wide . It's happening right now...we just don't know where.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 5:32 am to OTIS2
What are the odds it's someone posting on here? I definitely wouldn't bet against it.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:34 am to Hater Bait
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But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
No thanks! I'm perfectly happy having parents who are not blood relatives and a family tree that forks.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:38 am to SavageOrangeJug
Lol, but you're a Tennessee fan. That's far worse.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:39 am to Urban OhiO
quote:whoah
Member since Jan 2014
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:40 am to okietiger
What was #2, I didn't get that story.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:45 am to okietiger
BAMA = low level trash.
no other school comes close to that list.
no other school comes close to that list.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:47 am to drexyl
It's what happens when you win as much as they do, bandwagon fans gonna bandwagon.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:50 am to okietiger
5) Alana Colette Collins RIP - kissed Saban at the airport and got a DUI that afternoon.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:52 am to OTIS2
quote:Sweetwater, Al
It's happening right now...we just don't know where.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:04 am to Urban OhiO
quote:other schools have won national titles even multiple and not have their fans become nationwide stories for being low level trash.
t's what happens when you win as much as they do, bandwagon fans gonna bandwagon.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:12 am to drexyl
That's true.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:17 am to drexyl
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Alana Colette Collins RIP
She gone?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:19 am to Hater Bait
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Hater Bait
quote:
The Legend of the Bama FanIf our team wasn't worth a shite people wouldn't care about what they did.
And if you rub me the wrong way, I'll assault or kill you.
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