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Okay, LSU fans -- that crazy Bama broad leaps onto ...
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:28 pm
one of you at your home stadium.
What happens?
A. You are kind and gentle like the OU fans and calmly let the authorities take care of it like the gentlemen you are.
B. You beat the ever loving crap out of her.
C. You step back and let your wimmens beat the ever loving crap out of her.
D. The crazy Bama broad kills 17 of you with her boots of death and then goes down in a bloody heap waving the scalps of several victims while some 475 pound LSU slob simply sits on her, crushing her into houndstooth paste.
So which is it?
What happens?
A. You are kind and gentle like the OU fans and calmly let the authorities take care of it like the gentlemen you are.
B. You beat the ever loving crap out of her.
C. You step back and let your wimmens beat the ever loving crap out of her.
D. The crazy Bama broad kills 17 of you with her boots of death and then goes down in a bloody heap waving the scalps of several victims while some 475 pound LSU slob simply sits on her, crushing her into houndstooth paste.
So which is it?
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:29 pm to GoldenDawg
C
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:29 pm to GoldenDawg
B
there are no real women in Alabama
they all deserve to be treated like the men they are
there are no real women in Alabama
they all deserve to be treated like the men they are
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:29 pm to GoldenDawg
LSU fans would get their shite kicked in by that broad.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:30 pm to GoldenDawg
We make her STTDB
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:30 pm to GoldenDawg
2 words
piss balloon
piss balloon
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:30 pm to GoldenDawg
She would've been murdered in the stands if she did that to LSU fans.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:30 pm to GooseSix
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LSU fans would get their shite kicked in by that broad.
She would've been dropped on the spot the first time she put her hands on that kid's chin. 
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:31 pm to GoldenDawg
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D. The crazy Bama broad kills 17 of you with her boots of death and then goes down in a bloody heap waving the scalps of several victims while some 475 pound LSU slob simply sits on her, crushing her into houndstooth paste.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:31 pm to GoldenDawg
E. bukkake
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:31 pm to GoldenDawg
E. I'd let her disgusting Bama boot hit me in the head, feign getting knocked out, and sue her for everything she's got.
Of course, I'd have to sell the trailer and '69 Econoline with the gun rack and Confederate flags to another Detergent Head. But, who cares?
Of course, I'd have to sell the trailer and '69 Econoline with the gun rack and Confederate flags to another Detergent Head. But, who cares?
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:31 pm to GoldenDawg
A unless she continues to be belligerant then C and let the wife defuse the situation.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:31 pm to GoldenDawg
A unless she continues to be belligerant then C and let the wife defuse the situation.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:32 pm to Choctaw
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E. bukkake
winner!!!!!Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:32 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:33 pm to CrimsonFever
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She would've been murdered in the stands if she did that to LSU fans.
Yeah. That's my guess.
If she did it to Georgia fans at last year's SECCG, we probably would have fled screaming, killing 14,000 of us in the ensuing stampede.
Somehow, in the aftermath, the SEC would pull a few scholarships from us and force Coach Richt to issue a written apology and fund a scholarship to chair an Alabama professorship on womens studies.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:34 pm to GoldenDawg
A. I'm an adult with property, children, responsibilities, and I have impulse control. I call the authorities and press charges.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:34 pm to GoldenDawg
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Somehow, in the aftermath, the SEC would pull a few scholarships from us and force Coach Richt to issue a written apology and fund a scholarship to chair an Alabama professorship on womens studies.
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:40 pm to GoldenDawg
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:57 pm to GooseSix
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GooseSix
Iowa by 10.
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