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Watching the Bama game with a family full of Gumps, play by play
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:25 pm
Will provide play by play, this should be plenty hilarious to see how the Gumps react to a Tide game in their natural environment
Momma gump just got done tellin me about how all the commentators are saying that tonight's game is the "real National Championship game"
She can't tell me who these "commentators" are nor do I know wtf she is talking about but there's that
Oh and Auburn beating Bama was a fluke as the FG return for a TD has only been done 4 times according to her, never mind the fact that Auburn had to play well enough the first 59:59 to be within a TD of Bama but oh well.....
Anyhow, I will keep y'all posted of the shenanigans
Momma gump just got done tellin me about how all the commentators are saying that tonight's game is the "real National Championship game"
She can't tell me who these "commentators" are nor do I know wtf she is talking about but there's that
Oh and Auburn beating Bama was a fluke as the FG return for a TD has only been done 4 times according to her, never mind the fact that Auburn had to play well enough the first 59:59 to be within a TD of Bama but oh well.....
Anyhow, I will keep y'all posted of the shenanigans
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 5:27 pm
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Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:28 pm to Wishnitwas1998
You drunk
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:28 pm to Wishnitwas1998
We're all waiting breathlessly
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:31 pm to Wishnitwas1998
You've probably forgotten what it's like to be around a group of people whose team actually wins the game. 
Being a straight-up kinda guy, I'm sure you're allowing them to see what you post.
Being a straight-up kinda guy, I'm sure you're allowing them to see what you post.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:32 pm to OBReb6
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Message Posted by OBReb6 You drunk
Sober as a judge, I think this could end up pretty entertaining. Maybe not
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You've probably forgotten what it's like to be around a group of people whose team actually wins the game.
What is this "winning" you speak of?
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:32 pm to DesmondHume
I think you should watch your buddy Big Daddy Vol then come back and talk to us about how a fan base acts.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:33 pm to coachcrisp
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You've probably forgotten what it's like to be around a group of people whose team actually wins the game. Being a straight-up kinda guy, I'm sure you're allowing them to see what you post.
#JimmiesRustled
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:34 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Please don't
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:48 pm to Wishnitwas1998
In for this.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:49 pm to Wishnitwas1998
You should play the drunk card and post less...
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:50 pm to Wishnitwas1998
The biggest Tennessee fan I know has been texting my dad during all these bowl games and bragging about the SEC. Apparently that is all Tennessee fans have left these days to celebrate.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:54 pm to RTR America
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The biggest Tennessee fan I know has been texting my dad during all these bowl games and bragging about the SEC. Apparently that is all Tennessee fans have left these days to celebrate.
Tennessee fans have been riding the coattails of other SEC teams since the end of the Clinton administration years.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:55 pm to Wishnitwas1998
are UT fans even allowed to make fun of another fan base?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:58 pm to RTR America
I haven't bragged at all about the SEC, in fact I think our conference has been less than impressive this bowl season
Well grandma gump just asked mama gump if she had gotten a boobjob while she was on vacation (to Jackson, ms mind you), at which point mama Gump's daughter in law chimed in that she wishes she had a boobjob to which grandma gump responded I don't know why. Daughter in laws response was bc one of her boobs is a whole size smaller than the other
I wish I was making this shite up
Well grandma gump just asked mama gump if she had gotten a boobjob while she was on vacation (to Jackson, ms mind you), at which point mama Gump's daughter in law chimed in that she wishes she had a boobjob to which grandma gump responded I don't know why. Daughter in laws response was bc one of her boobs is a whole size smaller than the other
I wish I was making this shite up
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 5:59 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Congrats. The first step towards change is often to surround oneself with winners.
...oh, and if the topic of teabags come up, RUN!
...oh, and if the topic of teabags come up, RUN!
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:02 pm to five_fivesix
no doubt 
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:04 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Fwiw, i'm enjoying the thread so far. 
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:07 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Prayers sent.
Any Bear Bryant pictures hanging on the wall?
Any Bear Bryant pictures hanging on the wall?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:10 pm to Wishnitwas1998
WishUTwasrelevant
Posted on 1/2/14 at 6:10 pm to Bama98
I think Ricky, Harvey, and Phyllis win that head-to-head matchup every time.
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