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Most Mizzou obssessed ranter rankings.

Posted on 12/26/13 at 6:48 pm
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27419 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 6:48 pm
Taking votes now. Rank your top 3. Will tabulate results.

1 Porker Face
2 Scrooster
3 I ham that I ham.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15510 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 7:10 pm to
1. Porker Face
2. I Ham that I ham
3. Scrooster
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 7:11 pm to
Looks fair to me, though I tend to think Scrooster does it more for the attention and less because he actually hates Mizzou. Porker and I Ham are IRL friends (roommates maybe) and I think there has been some real jimmie rustling there. They seem to truly despise Mizzou, like somehow something or someone from Missouri got the best of them in the past and they're holding a grudge. I think it's amusing, really.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15510 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 7:15 pm to
Agreed. Porker has some IRL issues...his isn't just an act. I hate kansas beyond words, but I rarely pay them any mind or attention. Mizzou occupies some serious space in his head
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I hate kansas beyond words, but I rarely pay them any mind or attention.

Exactly. His hatred of Mizzou borders on sociopathic. Part of it is an act, but not all of it. Too much thought and energy goes into it for it to all be an act.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19229 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Mizzou occupies some serious space in his head



Can you blame him? Hogs thought they finally had something on Missouri with SEC football - and now that's gone.

We're on an incline and they're on the skids. We took DGB away from them last year and Raym Wingo this year.

Our coach fools around with a young hottie - and a year later gets a fat raise.

Their coach fools around with a hottie and their whole program implodes - along with Porker's fragile ego.

Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27419 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 9:49 pm to
We owning heads.

Someone is dropping down votes on our board.

Hilarious.

WDWWD

Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:27 pm to
I could be wrong but I'd bet that's one of our own or an alter claiming to be a tiger fan.
Posted by MIZtyler
Norman, OK.
Member since Feb 2013
166 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:29 pm to
I've been noticing as well. I actually just posed the same question on another thread on the MIZ board. Probably an alter.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27419 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

I could be wrong but I'd bet that's one of our own or an alter claiming to be a tiger fan.


You can down vote on any board I think. Let me go check...

ETA: Yep

This post was edited on 12/26/13 at 11:34 pm
Posted by ZouKC
KCMO
Member since Oct 2013
481 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:50 pm to
Porker will disappear for months at a time when Mizzou is doing well only to reappear whenever something bad happens to us.

He's even more Mizzousessed than any Beaker I've ever seen. He has a legit medical condition. If we ever win a natty, he'll probably have to be committed.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:50 pm to
Lol not even gonna ask who you downvoted

Still think its someone who got banned from our board or doesn't like how its run. Not sure what else would make someone go out of their way like they're so butthurt. Obviously it could just be someone mizzoussessed. You can figure out the likely suspects if that's the case
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:53 pm to
It really is a scary dysfunction. It's the same type of personality disorder that leads to stalking charges.
Posted by ZouKC
KCMO
Member since Oct 2013
481 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:57 pm to
They're downvoting every post in less than a minute after they are up.

Porker is refreshing in straight beast mode over there. I'm impressed.
Posted by MIZtyler
Norman, OK.
Member since Feb 2013
166 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 1:34 am to
He has a computer in his mom's basement set to downvote any post on any thread on the Mizzou board as it's posted
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5703 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 7:51 am to
Definetly the top three!

Posted by FightTigers
Missourah
Member since Oct 2011
2693 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 10:50 am to
I don't understand this down voting thing, it's not even tabulated or kept track of. Who ever is doing this (Porker), it's really quite sad and what a waste of time
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 11:06 am to
TBH, I never really notice the votes unless someone draws my attention to them. For someone to take time to down vote is pretty pathetic. They should spend their time contributing instead.
Posted by MizzouJim
Member since Nov 2013
419 posts
Posted on 12/30/13 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Still think its someone who got banned from our board or doesn't like how its run. Not sure what else would make someone go out of their way like they're so butthurt. Obviously it could just be someone mizzoussessed. You can figure out the likely suspects if that's the case


Heavy is the new head that wears the crown. In general, I have been impressed with our reception in the SEC, but as we keep winning, it will bring out more haters.

I'd rather be hated and feared in the SEC than be the lovable loser.
Posted by ozland
Land of Ahhs or so I am told.
Member since Aug 2008
338 posts
Posted on 12/30/13 at 10:07 pm to
It seems some of you are pork obsessed. I am not sure what to make of that. The SEC tried to make LSU and Arkansas a rival, It didn't work. However, I don't think that will be the case with Mizzou. My simple advise to all of you is this: Be careful what you say to them otherwise the Arkansas fans might bring the Aporkalyspe down upon you.
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