Started By
Message
Is Jimmy Sexton the greatest troll in the history of sports?
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:54 am
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:54 am
He gets paid to troll administrators into paying more and more money to his clients and as a side bonus, he gets to troll the entire college football fanbase too.
I want his job so bad.
I want his job so bad.
12
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:55 am to ThaKaptin
Yes
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:55 am to ThaKaptin
He's the best for a reason. I'd like that dude to represent me at my next evaluation. 
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:56 am to ThaKaptin
He's not a troll so much as a money tree for his clients.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:56 am to ThaKaptin
Isn't that what he's paid to do?
FYI, he shares a driveway with the Jones Family (Barrett Jones)
FYI, he shares a driveway with the Jones Family (Barrett Jones)
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:56 am to ThaKaptin
Scott Boras used to be a bigger troll. He was a little better at public spectacle. But Sexton is on top of the world now.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:57 am to Draconian Sanctions
High Dollar PIMP 
which appears to be worth every damn penny
which appears to be worth every damn pennyPosted on 12/11/13 at 10:57 am to ThaKaptin
Soon, 'troll' will be synonymous with 'word'.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:57 am to allin2010
Hell, the beautiful part for him is he gets to troll both sides. If he's leaving he is trolling us, if he ain't, he's trolling everyone else
He being saban of course. Didn't make that clear the first time lol
He being saban of course. Didn't make that clear the first time lol
This post was edited on 12/11/13 at 10:59 am
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:00 am to ThaKaptin
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:03 am to joeyb147
That's a straight fricking pimp right there
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:03 am to bbvdd
quote:
Isn't that what he's paid to do?
FYI, he shares a driveway with the Jones Family (Barrett Jones)
And didn't Jones say he can 100% guarantee Saban isn't leaving Bama?
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:03 am to ThaKaptin
quote:
ThaKaptin
FSU Fan...really??
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:03 am to joeyb147
He helped talk a team into picking Tebow in the 1st round.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:05 am to AUnite
Yes ma'am, but I won't wear my Seminole shirt when I take you out for sushi this week though. 
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:10 am to ThaKaptin
quote:
Yes ma'am
You're an a-hole
quote:
I won't wear my Seminole shirt when I take you out for sushi this week though.
Good thing, cause I'd throw orange paint on you to cover that shite up!
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:12 am to ThaKaptin
Dude has an awesome job and he is good at he does.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:13 am to ThaKaptin
The answer has to be yes. This is almost my favorite part of football season.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:17 am to TigerFanNKaty
I love it as well because it happens damn near every year and it's fun seeing not only the non Bama fans get their hopes up but also some of the idiot Bama fans fall for it every fricking time.
Honestly if he goes, I couldn't be mad. He's done too much for us. I hope not, but it is what it is.
But I'm damn sure gonna enjoy the collective melt in the mean time.
Honestly if he goes, I couldn't be mad. He's done too much for us. I hope not, but it is what it is.
But I'm damn sure gonna enjoy the collective melt in the mean time.
This post was edited on 12/11/13 at 11:18 am
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:24 am to ThaKaptin
Don't forget, gets paid handsomely for it.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News