Pigs are the trashiest!!

So we're spending black friday at my parents house, tailgating in Touchdown Village RV lot. I had my son up by Nicholson Extension, tiger baiting Arky fans, when a Hawg hurlz his 44oz fountain drink from his car window. My son was immediately drenched in coca cola, in this 30 degree weather, no less. We didnt even have an extra Tshirt or shorts.
Before i could do anything, my dad had hopped on his motorcycle to follow the Pig. I jumped in the Z, and we pulled into the lot the dude had parked in. My dad git in the dudes face, and i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon. I heaved it and the guy deflected it, subsequently drenching his fat wife in my juices. The porker was a little bit saltier than we had imagined because he punched my dad in the mouf, sending a stream of Copenhagen and blood through the air. It was on!!
I blind side the guy, knocking him to the ground while dad took care of the obese urine soaked wife, and i immediately knew, my dad and i had just made a lasting memory. We scatted arse before campus police arrived, and back to the house for a little couchon de lait. Let this be a warning to the rest of you swine, roaming around baton rouge trashing up the place. Mess with the Tiger, get the piss balloon and the arse kicked.

Lsu 75
Arky 3