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EGG BOWL CONSPIRACY THEORY

Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Is Pastor Hugh Freeze really the anti-christ? Or maybe just part of the illuminati? Questions need to be answered!

Here we take three simple enough terms:

Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss, The Egg Bowl

To the naked eye, it just seems like the typical "spank bank" topics for a common rebel fan.

But only scholars with a education at a prestigious school like Mississippi State can see deeper...

First we take all the letters:

hughfreezeolemisstheeggbowl

After rearranging them, we arrive with an eyeopening reality:

loses huge, blew [it]. Fire hem. Get hog [head coach, bert bielema]

-Z [as in Jay-Z, who endorses this]

You heard it here first, folks. Ole Miss will blow it in the egg bowl, losing huge. Freeze will be fired and Bert will be the new coach at Ole Miss!
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 6:48 pm
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:38 pm to
DIAF
Posted by Dice410
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:38 pm to
I actually like the Grinder's chances
Posted by windhammontanatigers
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Grateful Reb
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:44 pm to
What. The. frick.
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:47 pm to
Gimme some of that weed you be a smokin
Posted by Three-n-Snout
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:48 pm to
Are you Joe Biden?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

hughfreezeolemisstheeggbowl


quote:

loses huge, blew [it]. Fire hem. Get hog [head coach, bert bielema]


Where does the 'z' go?
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Where does the 'z' go?



edited
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68418 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

edited

quote:

*the extra "z" is an outlier, and thrown out.


arse
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

arse



The shadow government, illuminati, club of rome, etc. work in mysterious ways.
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:12 pm to
z is the illuminati character for a period
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:14 pm to



See now, DM4L should take lessons from you. I think he's losing his touch.
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:47 pm to
It could possibly be the watermark of Jay-Z.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:55 pm to
Virtually nobody even knows what the "egg bowl" is outside of the state of Mississippi.
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Virtually nobody even knows what the "egg bowl" is outside of the state of Mississippi.



Iron bowl----> Fe Bowl ---> Feeble

Feeble: adj. lacking physical strength
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:33 am to
Pvlco83 pls
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:37 am to
He may not be illuminati, but I think freemasons every time I see his front teeth..
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