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EGG BOWL CONSPIRACY THEORY
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Is Pastor Hugh Freeze really the anti-christ? Or maybe just part of the illuminati? Questions need to be answered!
Here we take three simple enough terms:
Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss, The Egg Bowl
To the naked eye, it just seems like the typical "spank bank" topics for a common rebel fan.
But only scholars with a education at a prestigious school like Mississippi State can see deeper...
First we take all the letters:
hughfreezeolemisstheeggbowl
After rearranging them, we arrive with an eyeopening reality:
loses huge, blew [it]. Fire hem. Get hog [head coach, bert bielema]
-Z [as in Jay-Z, who endorses this]
You heard it here first, folks. Ole Miss will blow it in the egg bowl, losing huge. Freeze will be fired and Bert will be the new coach at Ole Miss!
Here we take three simple enough terms:
Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss, The Egg Bowl
To the naked eye, it just seems like the typical "spank bank" topics for a common rebel fan.
But only scholars with a education at a prestigious school like Mississippi State can see deeper...
First we take all the letters:
hughfreezeolemisstheeggbowl
After rearranging them, we arrive with an eyeopening reality:
loses huge, blew [it]. Fire hem. Get hog [head coach, bert bielema]
-Z [as in Jay-Z, who endorses this]
You heard it here first, folks. Ole Miss will blow it in the egg bowl, losing huge. Freeze will be fired and Bert will be the new coach at Ole Miss!
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:38 pm to cbi8
I actually like the Grinder's chances
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:47 pm to cbi8
Gimme some of that weed you be a smokin
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:49 pm to cbi8
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hughfreezeolemisstheeggbowl
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loses huge, blew [it]. Fire hem. Get hog [head coach, bert bielema]
Where does the 'z' go?
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:49 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Where does the 'z' go?
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:51 pm to cbi8
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*the extra "z" is an outlier, and thrown out.
arse
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:53 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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arse
The shadow government, illuminati, club of rome, etc. work in mysterious ways.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:12 pm to cbi8
z is the illuminati character for a period
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:14 pm to cbi8
See now, DM4L should take lessons from you. I think he's losing his touch.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:47 pm to Henry Jones Jr
It could possibly be the watermark of Jay-Z.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 6:55 pm to cbi8
Virtually nobody even knows what the "egg bowl" is outside of the state of Mississippi.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:18 am to Pavoloco83
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Virtually nobody even knows what the "egg bowl" is outside of the state of Mississippi.
Iron bowl----> Fe Bowl ---> Feeble
Feeble: adj. lacking physical strength
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:37 am to cbi8
He may not be illuminati, but I think freemasons every time I see his front teeth..
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