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Open bet to any Mizzou fan
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:55 pm
I just bought 2 SEC Championship tickets off eBay for an absurd $680 (I'll provide a receipt if necessary). Because I'm not Bill Gates and I'm confident you will lose I am offering the following. First, you have to be willing to pay half of that to me by your kickoff tomorrow. If Mizzou wins out, I will mail you the tickets because I sure as shite don't wanna see that. If you lose one of the two games remaining, clearly I will just take your contribution and go to the game. I am serious about this and will email the first Mizzou guy/gal that leaves their email address and exchange info to make this happen. Let's put our money where our mouth is (no homo).
This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 10:57 pm
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Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:57 pm to Gamecox20
Bold man, bold bold man, espcially since Carolina's fate is out of y'alls hands. Hell I'm nervous for us. Good luck!
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:58 pm to Gamecox20
:popmotherfrickincorn:
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:59 pm to Gamecox20
Why not just wait until the tickets become more valuable?
It's not like Mizzou posters are smart enough to buy ahead of time.
It's not like Mizzou posters are smart enough to buy ahead of time.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:59 pm to Carolina Tide
I'm a bold man. Lets see which Mizzou fan is the same
This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:01 pm to Gamecox20
Reverend. You have balls as big as church bells.
I am out.
Frick Connor Shaw
I am out.
Frick Connor Shaw
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:06 pm to HermannMIZ
Are you from Nigeria?
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:06 pm to Gamecox20
Wait, so you're willing to sell you SECCG tix at a 50% discount?
Why would I jump on that now when I could probably get you for 75% off on next Sunday?
How bout this. I'll give you $100 for the pair and you fly me from SoCal to ATL so I can see the game.
I'll buy you a Crystals or some Bo'Jangles or whatever the frick it is youse guys eat down there.
Offer is on the table, brah.
Why would I jump on that now when I could probably get you for 75% off on next Sunday?
How bout this. I'll give you $100 for the pair and you fly me from SoCal to ATL so I can see the game.
I'll buy you a Crystals or some Bo'Jangles or whatever the frick it is youse guys eat down there.
Offer is on the table, brah.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:10 pm to Remote Controlled
My bet is the bet. No need to hide from it bro. Once again I'm not Bill Gates.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:10 pm to HermannMIZ
Ballsy offer. The way I see it, MU has a 50-50 chance tomorrow and a 50-50 chance at home against JFF. That projects to a 25% chance that Mizzou plays in ATL on Dec 7, so I hope there is a True Son out there more ballsy than me.....
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:11 pm to JesusQuintana
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Are you from Nigeria?
Shite. How did you know?
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:13 pm to Gamecox20
No one does silly bets like this, you have to gamble with sigs and avi's like tough guys.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:13 pm to HermannMIZ
Lol. I'm no Nigerian prince. We would simply talk over the phone and exchange info over the phone to anyone willing to bet with me.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:15 pm to Gamecox20
Interdasting I think I will have to wait until after next Sat when Mizzou ticket office does lottery for SEC championship tickets for students
Free> Half-off
1/8000 chance
(BTW I've won some sizeable amounts off scratcher ticks before)
Free> Half-off
1/8000 chance
(BTW I've won some sizeable amounts off scratcher ticks before)
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:18 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Cmon man. Was counting on you to take me up. You or Kilo.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:18 pm to Gamecox20
Honestly, no one will take that bet.
Because no one on the rant has $340 cash money.
But, do you take pay pal?
Because no one on the rant has $340 cash money.
But, do you take pay pal?
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:19 pm to Gamecox20
would be clowny as frick to take this bet, like some guy said earlier, either we just give you $400 or we get em way cheaper from another cock fan in 2 weeks. Only reason to take this bet is to flash money like a dumbass in a dick measuring contest
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:21 pm to Remote Controlled
PayPal was the method I was thinking. Never done this before but figured this would be an awesome way to spice this up.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:22 pm to Gamecox20
Will you accept meth as a form of currency?
What about a title to a trailor in northern Arkansas?
What about a title to a trailor in northern Arkansas?
This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:24 pm to HermannMIZ
Bro, you gone sell your meth lab?
Hot damn, we gone win this some bitch SEC right hur!
Sell me some fricking tickets!
Just take mah got dam monies.
Hot damn, we gone win this some bitch SEC right hur!
Sell me some fricking tickets!
Just take mah got dam monies.
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