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Thinking about starting an Ole Miss themed art gallery UNREAL ART BY AL!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:26 pm
Ladies and Gentleman:
Recently, I was terminated from my multilevel marketing sales position due to a number of legal issues I'm sure none of you care to hear. However, using the valuable time now awarded to me, I've been able to reach out into the inner city Jackson streets to find real talent. I met a homeless man named Al, (who, by the way, owns a very cute Jack Russell Terrier).
Anyway, Al and I have linked up to possibly start a free art gallery and wanted to get some of your opinions. Although I'm a Jackson State fan, we both realize the tastefulness of Ole Miss fans.
As a result, I've commissioned Al to draw some sample pictures and wanted to post these online to receive reviews, opinions, etc. If you are not a fan of these drawings, please be kind as Al has come along way since his drug induced days. Just think Ted "the golden voice" Williams but on a much smaller scale. Without further ado, I present Al's samples (which I hold full rights to)....
"Bro" Wallace
Brishen "Long hair don't care" Mathews
LSU/Ole Miss "final seconds"
"Corndog reaction"
"Rebel reaction"
"Eclectic DM"
Last but not least, I present "The Beavers"
Recently, I was terminated from my multilevel marketing sales position due to a number of legal issues I'm sure none of you care to hear. However, using the valuable time now awarded to me, I've been able to reach out into the inner city Jackson streets to find real talent. I met a homeless man named Al, (who, by the way, owns a very cute Jack Russell Terrier).
Anyway, Al and I have linked up to possibly start a free art gallery and wanted to get some of your opinions. Although I'm a Jackson State fan, we both realize the tastefulness of Ole Miss fans.
As a result, I've commissioned Al to draw some sample pictures and wanted to post these online to receive reviews, opinions, etc. If you are not a fan of these drawings, please be kind as Al has come along way since his drug induced days. Just think Ted "the golden voice" Williams but on a much smaller scale. Without further ado, I present Al's samples (which I hold full rights to)....
"Bro" Wallace
Brishen "Long hair don't care" Mathews
LSU/Ole Miss "final seconds"
"Corndog reaction"
"Rebel reaction"
"Eclectic DM"
Last but not least, I present "The Beavers"
This post was edited on 11/21/13 at 2:31 pm
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Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:35 pm to thegeneral3
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:44 pm to thegeneral3
You put a lot of time into this.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:44 pm to thegeneral3
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:45 pm to thegeneral3
Holy shite I just made a fool of myself in the Noodle Bowl
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:47 pm to SwayzeBalla
Al and I don't really place a time limit on art. It comes from the soul, my friend.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:47 pm to thegeneral3
none of your pics will load on my work computer 
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:52 pm to UMRealist
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none of your pics will load on my work computer
I would suggest viewing via smart phone. It works fine on my computer.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:53 pm to thegeneral3
forbidden to have my phone out while not on break. fugg the man
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:56 pm to UMRealist
Hope you don't work for the gubment... Drones inbound
Posted on 11/19/13 at 12:57 pm to WhistlinDixie15
I won't say I do and I won't say I don't.
Posted on 11/19/13 at 1:02 pm to UMRealist
Well... Obama heard you regardless... Nice knowin ya UMR 
This post was edited on 11/19/13 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 11/19/13 at 4:44 pm to thegeneral3
Posted on 11/19/13 at 9:27 pm to thegeneral3
I'll take all of them
Posted on 11/19/13 at 10:57 pm to thegeneral3
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thegeneral3
How the frick did you get access to the OM board ?
Posted on 11/20/13 at 7:37 am to reggierayreb
We have had some people lately that get access without ever asking for access anywhere. Not sure what's going on with that.
Posted on 11/20/13 at 10:26 am to thegeneral3
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"Rebel reaction"
Expensive Watch Girl tho>>>>
Posted on 11/20/13 at 10:40 am to reggierayreb
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How the frick did you get access to the OM board ?
That's an easy answer. My grandmother was a distinguished Millsaps professor with many friends. Fortunately, she created my account for me. Speak of the devil, she says breakfast is ready so I have to run....
This post was edited on 11/20/13 at 10:43 am
Posted on 11/20/13 at 10:41 am to thegeneral3
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That's an easy answer. My grandmother was a distinguished Millsaps professor with many friends. Fortunately, she created my account for me. Speak of the devil, she says breakfast is ready so I have run....
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:56 am to thegeneral3
Thank you to all who posted comments and/or contacted me in regard to these priceless art pieces. We received overwhelmingly positive reviews with the exception of one "Eclectic DM" piece.
Apparently many folks did not enjoy two articles located on the "Eclectic DM": 1) "Bias Incident Report Results" which included "implement[ing] Wright Thompson as the next chancellor." (As a side note, with the amount of great progressive opinions shared by Wright Thompson's wonderful documentary and his enduring tweets, we incorrectly assumed this idea would be embraced) and 2) "University No Longer Accepting White Males."
Although futuristic and visionary, Al and I understand some of you may not totally grasp the way we envision Ole Miss for the future. For this, he and I deeply apologize as we realize there's still a great amount of education (more outside consultants) to be implemented before you can fully grasp. With this, we thank you for your time and we should have more art pieces in the near future.
"TheGeneral3"
Apparently many folks did not enjoy two articles located on the "Eclectic DM": 1) "Bias Incident Report Results" which included "implement[ing] Wright Thompson as the next chancellor." (As a side note, with the amount of great progressive opinions shared by Wright Thompson's wonderful documentary and his enduring tweets, we incorrectly assumed this idea would be embraced) and 2) "University No Longer Accepting White Males."
Although futuristic and visionary, Al and I understand some of you may not totally grasp the way we envision Ole Miss for the future. For this, he and I deeply apologize as we realize there's still a great amount of education (more outside consultants) to be implemented before you can fully grasp. With this, we thank you for your time and we should have more art pieces in the near future.
"TheGeneral3"
This post was edited on 11/21/13 at 10:59 am
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