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LSU fans...Questions about my trip to BR
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:28 pm
Hi Tiger fans! Thanks for your help. I'll be making my first trip to Baton Rouge, and I have a few questions.
1) First and foremost, I'm a huge Mett fan. I know with Cam's new offense, Mett has been putting up some huge numbers. I am guessing that the tv broadcast will really play up the whole "showdown between two Heisman candidates" angle. Is there an official "Mett for Heisman" website I can visit before the trip, in order to better educate myself on his stats this year?
2) Second, and related to the first, any sign ideas for the Gameday crew? I'd like to really play up the whole "Mett vs Manziel" angle, since I know Herbie and the crew will be fixated on it.
3) Where should I eat? I should mention that my doctor has me on a diet that forbids me from eating any food item that includes pig intestine or hoof parts. So, please, no corndogs.
4) What about night life? I prefer girls with teeth, but no crotch bugs. Also, I prefer bands that don't include a wash basin. Any ideas?
5) Finally, I weigh about 170. What's the best way to avoid getting sandwiched between two 300 pound fat arse cajuns all game long?
Thanks for the help! See you Saturday!
1) First and foremost, I'm a huge Mett fan. I know with Cam's new offense, Mett has been putting up some huge numbers. I am guessing that the tv broadcast will really play up the whole "showdown between two Heisman candidates" angle. Is there an official "Mett for Heisman" website I can visit before the trip, in order to better educate myself on his stats this year?
2) Second, and related to the first, any sign ideas for the Gameday crew? I'd like to really play up the whole "Mett vs Manziel" angle, since I know Herbie and the crew will be fixated on it.
3) Where should I eat? I should mention that my doctor has me on a diet that forbids me from eating any food item that includes pig intestine or hoof parts. So, please, no corndogs.
4) What about night life? I prefer girls with teeth, but no crotch bugs. Also, I prefer bands that don't include a wash basin. Any ideas?
5) Finally, I weigh about 170. What's the best way to avoid getting sandwiched between two 300 pound fat arse cajuns all game long?
Thanks for the help! See you Saturday!
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:29 pm to Hugh McElroy
I really hope LSU beats you by 50.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:31 pm to Hugh McElroy
6.162/10
neg pts. for obvious and excessive use of exclamations... otherwise, solid.
neg pts. for obvious and excessive use of exclamations... otherwise, solid.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:32 pm to Hugh McElroy
Who was the President the last time A&M won a championship, National, Conference or otherwise?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:34 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Two bonfire jokes in 4 minutes by separate posters. It appears some of the LSU fans can't deal with the shite talking
Seriously. Corndogs need to relax.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:34 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:35 pm to The Egg
That definitely makes it ok
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:35 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:36 pm to The Egg
What? You mean Katrina jokes would be in bad taste? Maybe Aggie fans should engage in a little light-hearted shite talking without going there?
I agree!
I agree!
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:37 pm to The Egg
Ya bro! You make fun of dead college students to random strangers on the internet on the anniversary of their death! Only fair!
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:37 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:37 pm to The Egg
say that joke in front of an aggie and then give them that excuse, see if it helps
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:38 pm to Hugh McElroy
You actually started off somewhat strong. It was subtle and showed thoughtful insight. Then you got cocky and lost perspective. Still, I would give you a B-.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:38 pm to The Egg
Let's see we have already had 2 today. And there was one last night. How many hurricane jokes have been made this week?
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:38 pm to EKG
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Serious question:
My apologies for those who posted. There was no need for that. Classless.
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