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Conferences are at War. The Big 10 Has Fired the 1st Shot at the SEC & Arkansass
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:47 pm
Jim Delaney and company used Coach Bielema as an unwitting Big 10 manchurian candidate to infiltrate the SEC and destroy from within one of the most valuable college football programs - Arkansas.
The mission, referred to as Operation Wynn Casino by the Big 10 High Command, used a female secret agent to brainwash Coach Bielema with seductive tactics, manipulation, and trickery into accepting the vacant head coach position at the University of Arkansas.
Jen's mission did not end there. Jim Delaney ordered Jen to distract Coach Bielema throughout the 2013 season using her most subtle and potent weapon - highly experienced intoxicating sex. Jen exceeded all expectations.
Mr. Delaney could see the writing on the wall...the Texas program would soon fail and heads would roll. Texas would open the checkbook to buy the best head coach and AD in college football. The two people at the top of any list would be Saban and Jeff Long.
However, Long never would leave Arkansas unless the football program was a terrible failure. Saban never would go to Texas unless he worked for a "hands off" AD who would allow him to run a program his way.
Jim Delaney was smart enough to realize that to destroy SEC dominance and create what's known as "the great equalizer" in college sports, one must accomplish two specific things:
1. Arkansas must fail.
2. Saban must leave Alabama for a different conference.
All roads go thru Arkansas, including the road of destruction.
The mission, referred to as Operation Wynn Casino by the Big 10 High Command, used a female secret agent to brainwash Coach Bielema with seductive tactics, manipulation, and trickery into accepting the vacant head coach position at the University of Arkansas.
Jen's mission did not end there. Jim Delaney ordered Jen to distract Coach Bielema throughout the 2013 season using her most subtle and potent weapon - highly experienced intoxicating sex. Jen exceeded all expectations.
Mr. Delaney could see the writing on the wall...the Texas program would soon fail and heads would roll. Texas would open the checkbook to buy the best head coach and AD in college football. The two people at the top of any list would be Saban and Jeff Long.
However, Long never would leave Arkansas unless the football program was a terrible failure. Saban never would go to Texas unless he worked for a "hands off" AD who would allow him to run a program his way.
Jim Delaney was smart enough to realize that to destroy SEC dominance and create what's known as "the great equalizer" in college sports, one must accomplish two specific things:
1. Arkansas must fail.
2. Saban must leave Alabama for a different conference.
All roads go thru Arkansas, including the road of destruction.
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 6:09 pm
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:48 pm to mizzoukills
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one of the most valuable programs in the country - Arkansas.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:49 pm to mizzoukills
lol
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:49 pm to mizzoukills
no drawings:didnt read
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:49 pm to NYCAuburn
Do they have a class in reading drawings at Auburn?
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:50 pm to mizzoukills
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Jim Delaney ordered Jen to distract Coach Bielema using sexual
Yes, go on
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:50 pm to Gcockboi
The Big 10 just made my Christmas card list. Arky may have gotten a real football coach, if they didn't bring bert in.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:51 pm to MIZ_COU
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MIZ_COU
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:51 pm to mizzoukills
Infiltrating the SEC through Arkansas would be like invading the US by capturing Vermont.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:52 pm to mizzoukills
I agree with all of this.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:52 pm to mizzoukills
LOVE THIS 
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:53 pm to Crimson Legend
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Infiltrating the SEC through Arkansas would be like invading the US by capturing Vermont.
We landed on Normandy Beach, did we not? We didn't invade Berlin on day 1. Think about it, gump.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:53 pm to NYCAuburn
NYCAuburn
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:55 pm to MIZ_COU
Ha ha they are getting Rutgers and the fat sandwiches
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:55 pm to MIZ_COU
you arent vary good at this
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:55 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:57 pm to Sleeping Tiger
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We landed on Normandy Beach, did we not? We didn't invade Berlin on day 1. Think about it, gump.
1. Lighten up, Swamp Jihadist.
2. We didn't plan to land on Normandy beach. Read up on it.
3. (and most directly on point) 21-0.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:58 pm to mizzoukills
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Delaney ordered Jen to distract Coach Bielema throughout the 2013 season using aggressive sex.
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:58 pm to NYCAuburn
Stop it. You gonna hurt my wittle feelings
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