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Roll Tide aka the trashiest saying in sports history

Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:57 pm
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:57 pm
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The act of sticking your penis in someone's arse, as they the roll around violently.
Jeffrey likes to rolltide his mom on Wednesday.


Is this a typical Wed in the bama household?



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A drunk moron that pulls his junk out and stupidly assaults a helpless drunk by tea bagging the passed out football fan with his diseased ball sack.
Look at that Roll Tide, he has no regard for others and apparently doesn't realize he has a small package. Poor idiot, his mom must have been a roll tide too because he apparently grew up with no class.



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A slang word used to describe the STD gonorrhea. Usually applied to those who are from Alabama.
"Don't go near that girl she is roll tide."
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:58 pm to
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8. Roll Tide


While performing the art of love of the canine persuasion, the man quickly pulls his member from his partners fleshy crevace, spreads her cheeks, and hocks a big one in her anus. Then, WITHOUT PERMISSION, jams his member into said anus with intent to wreck. *Note: Chafing will ensue*
Posted by cas4t
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:59 pm to
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Jeffrey likes to rolltide his mom on Wednesday.


Posted by Chadaristic
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:59 pm to
You are always so mad.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:00 pm to
At least be clever. Linking urban dictionary? Terrible
Posted by cas4t
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70878 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:00 pm to
I laughed
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:01 pm to
You have to function above a 3rd grade level to be clever.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

You are always so mad.


Sometimes he is sad
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
The fact that you think of this:

quote:

The act of sticking your penis in someone's arse


when someone says roll tide tells me all I need to know about you. Gtfo fairy.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

At least be clever. Linking urban dictionary? Terrible



I would be embarrassed if I was from Alabama.
Posted by Beer Bryant
In a Hidden Bunker
Member since Jan 2012
8792 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
"Geaux Tigers" came from the early 1800's when flamers in New Orleans yelled it after getting a rim job at gay brothels from perverted pirates on Bourbon street. And now you know, the rest of the story.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

You are always so mad.



Jeffrey likes to rolltide his mom on Wednesday.
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40752 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Sometimes he is sad


He's an emotional roller coaster.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

I would be embarrassed if I was from Alabama.


We would be embarrassed if you were from Alabama as well
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
So Bamasessed, I'm getting Bama ads below your posts.

Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

The act of sticking your penis in someone's arse
quote:

roll tide


Should it be roll turd?

i'll be here all day
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

"Geaux Tigers" came from the early 1800's when flamers in New Orleans yelled it after getting a rim job at gay brothels from perverted pirates on Bourbon street. And now you know, the rest of the story.



Sorry it just doesn't work. The whole country laughs at you people. Rawwllllllll Tide Paw
Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Member since Jul 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
Oh god, urban dictionary... Really?
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
Nothing is worse than "who dat." fricking stupid Cajuns.
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