How do you see the SEC West in 5 years in terms of Head Coaching?

There is a combination of older age and pure suckiness in the SEC West in terms of Head Coaching, so who do you think will be at the helm 5 years from now?

I wanted to keep it simple with just this division but if you want to reply with East crap, that is fine too.


*Alabama: Urban Meyer- Lord Saban will have a stroke in a couple of years and will leave for "Health purposes" before running to Texas.

*LSU: Mack Brown- Les has eaten his last blade of grass. Corndog nation will put their fate in the hands of another individual that just doesn't know when to quit.

*Auburn:Bobby Petrino- By this time Southern Cal has hired and fired yet another idiot so the boosters go after the Great Gus Bus who after buying another championship with Cam Newton's 8 year old illegitimate child followed that season going winless in the SEC. Bobby Petrino is then given the deal Auburn fans really wanted all along.

*Ole Miss: Hugh Freeze- He is still here, still yet to bolt for the big payday. Loving his 1.8M dollar salary despite having won the SEC 3 years in a row.

*MSU: Dan Mullen- He is forced to hoist the big Music City Championship trophy over his head in 2018 after hearing rumors of his potential termination.

*Texas A&M: Mark Hudspeth Since Dan Mullen was given another big extension, Lord Hud is forced to begin his SEC career in a different shade of Maroon.

*Arkansas: Paul Petrino- tFlagship can't bear the absence of a Petrino at the helm any longer. Paul jumps on his motorcycle and bolts for Fayetteville despite Bielema's domination over in-state rival Arkansas Pine-Bluff.


So how do you see it? I think my coaching projection will be pretty close, if not perfect no more than 5 years from today.