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LSU1NSEC
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SW Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
7026 posts

LSU will beat Bama


And Bama will be hiring a new head coach. Let's put that to some lyrics in honor of the big game on 11/9.


Rainy Days and Saban


Yellin' at the help, he's getting old
Sometimes he'd like to quit;
Gumps are havin' none of it;
Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Nick's five six wearing high heal shoes
Bama's been makin' loans;
Terry's shopping for a home
Ten million sound, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Funny, but it seems he'll always stay another year;
El Oh El, the gumps believe him.
Funny, but we know he's heading to that Bevo steer
That Texas gig is really payin'


Saban's jobs have come and gone before:
No need to talk it out;
Gumps will all be freakin' out.
Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Funny but it seems that Nick is only being true,
Run and chase the one who pays him.

Repeat (*)

Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown



Preciate your interest in the Game



Note to gumps: It does NOT take me weeks to write these lyrics. Usually about 30 minutes. Skip the "bamasessed" bullchyt and come up with some of your own lyrics unless you are too dimwitted and dull. TIA and prepare your gump anus for 11/9.







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swamp person
Boston College Fan
Member since Oct 2013
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re: LSU will beat Bama


This would happen in a world where I am allowed 500 feet near a high school...





































































but im not so it will not happen



This post was edited on 10/27 at 4:14 pm


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RollTide1987
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The fact you even sat down to write a song is pathetic enough.







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Analyze That
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ThereAndBackAgain
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make. it. stop.





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lake2280
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south
Member since Nov 2012
1219 posts

re: LSU will beat Bama


You wasted 30 minutes on that shite.





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GandhiAggie
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Member since Jul 2013
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re: LSU will beat Bama


You may have spent too much time on that song.





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JuiceTerry
Alabama Fan
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
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re: LSU will beat Bama


Proud to be the first downvote





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olddawg26
Georgia Fan
Member since Jan 2013
3867 posts

re: LSU will beat Bama


terrible

laughable


bumpable






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14&Counting
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2958 posts

re: LSU will beat Bama


This may be one of the worst posts ever





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Hater Bait
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Legend13
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Member since Nov 2011
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re: LSU will beat Bama


quote:

LSU1NSEC
Is that the best you've got?






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coachcrisp
Alabama Fan
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Member since Jun 2012
2580 posts

re: LSU will beat Bama


LSU fans, is this one of you?





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87BAMAGRAD
Alabama Fan
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
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re: LSU will beat Bama


You are killing your father.







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Crimson Forever
Alabama Fan
Pace, Florida
Member since Sep 2013
432 posts

re: LSU will beat Bama


Nice try, but what Saban said about too old to start over, reminds of this song from the seventies, go listen too it on you tube: " What kind of fool do you think I am" Bill Deal and the Rhondels.





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Jon Ham
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HandGrenade
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Sweeet

:corndog:






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Ted2010
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Sweet melt





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GCTiger11
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stat19
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quote:

The fact you even sat down to write a song is pathetic enough.






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Schwaaz
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Didn't read. Saved brain cells.





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