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Tuscaloosa Craigslist listings - Just because
Posted on 10/24/13 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 10/24/13 at 11:58 pm
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Article posted by the same guy who wrote the Butch Jones Song.
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Wanna drop acid? - 26 (Tuscaloosa)
I can get some acid and I really want to ASAP. Trouble is, I’m having a problem finding a sitter. DUDE, I’m not an expert, but if you’re gonna drop acid, I’m pretty sure you’d HAVE to find a sitter. For at least a day. Possibly two. No way you can parent on that shite.
Thing is, I’m more comfortable around women than most guys, and I’d really like one to sit for me as I do it. OH! A sitter for you. I would prefer someone who’s done it before, Dropped acid or just sat alongside a dude on acid? or at least a woman who’s interested in seeing the effects first hand. Still unclear on my last question.
From what I understand, I do not think I’ll want sex, What? You don’t think seeing an evil fire-breathing unicorn goring Jennifer Aniston to death in your living room would make you wanna climb up on the bang-bang train? but I will likely want to touch another human being in a way which could possibly be somewhat intimate, so it’s very important you be ok with that. Yes, all you potential acid-sitters. It’s important you know going into this thing that this man may crave the safe harbor of your tender embrace as Jennifer fights futilely for her very life.
Article posted by the same guy who wrote the Butch Jones Song.
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:05 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
Sorry for partying.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:06 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
Looking up craigslist ads has a lot of potential.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:07 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
All I'm getting from this is the guy seriously needs to make real friends. And, yes, it's not a bad idea to have a sitter when you drop. But it's not a bad idea to go out, meet people, get involved, and maybe, just maybe, have somebody who isn't a complete stranger hanging out with you when you do hallucinogenic drugs.
This post was edited on 10/25/13 at 12:09 am
Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:08 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
Dim lights>Allman Brothers
Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:19 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
I love the " Rants and Raves" section of Memphis Craigslist... Good stuff.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:40 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
Knoxville Craigslist minus dumb remarks that I may think are funny .
is there a women that would live withme in my van until wefind a home? - 47 (knoxville)
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I drive a cab, and have a good company to go to in knoxvile. im comingout of a long relationship where it was her house. you cant have kids that live with you. im alone, and I don't want to be. I smoke from a pipe, and I drink also. im not amean drunk, I just am unhappy lately.my dick does not work very often as of late, but ,im a very loving person. I need some girl to love and take care of. im super touchy feely, and this being alone thing kills me. I have never hit a women. I have felonies cuz my son was molested by a neighbor, and I took after him with a butcher knife, and intended on castrating him. instead, I got locked up.im very clean and I used to be handsome. now im getting older. I want a girl my age to be with all the time. I love to watch tv., and movies. im very clean, and im not social at all. I like simple things that make you feel good. im a good cook, and like to spoil my girl.i been married many times. and now I have nothing except my van. im 47 and my health is not great.but I can still work. if you want a good man to love you, then message me back.. jimmy.....I like long hair. im sorry, but I have to like the way you look. other stuff wont matter.
Location: knoxville
curious Straight Guy looking for some fun. - 18
I'm a curious straight guy. I've been with chicks for ever. Just wanna try it out and experiment a little. 100% masculine, and only in to masculine dudes. I just wanna find a dude for some NSA fun that you would never guess was into dudes. For me it's just 2 dudes getting off together. The idea of just having a bud you can get off with is hot. Im 18 with an average build. 203lbs. 6.5 cut. I'm not gonna put my face out there until I get an email from you with stats and a picture, and I'll reply. Prefer closer to my age, but could be persuaded. Size and body isnt that big of a deal. I'll just have to see you to decide.
is there a women that would live withme in my van until wefind a home? - 47 (knoxville)
<1 of 3>
I drive a cab, and have a good company to go to in knoxvile. im comingout of a long relationship where it was her house. you cant have kids that live with you. im alone, and I don't want to be. I smoke from a pipe, and I drink also. im not amean drunk, I just am unhappy lately.my dick does not work very often as of late, but ,im a very loving person. I need some girl to love and take care of. im super touchy feely, and this being alone thing kills me. I have never hit a women. I have felonies cuz my son was molested by a neighbor, and I took after him with a butcher knife, and intended on castrating him. instead, I got locked up.im very clean and I used to be handsome. now im getting older. I want a girl my age to be with all the time. I love to watch tv., and movies. im very clean, and im not social at all. I like simple things that make you feel good. im a good cook, and like to spoil my girl.i been married many times. and now I have nothing except my van. im 47 and my health is not great.but I can still work. if you want a good man to love you, then message me back.. jimmy.....I like long hair. im sorry, but I have to like the way you look. other stuff wont matter.
Location: knoxville
curious Straight Guy looking for some fun. - 18
I'm a curious straight guy. I've been with chicks for ever. Just wanna try it out and experiment a little. 100% masculine, and only in to masculine dudes. I just wanna find a dude for some NSA fun that you would never guess was into dudes. For me it's just 2 dudes getting off together. The idea of just having a bud you can get off with is hot. Im 18 with an average build. 203lbs. 6.5 cut. I'm not gonna put my face out there until I get an email from you with stats and a picture, and I'll reply. Prefer closer to my age, but could be persuaded. Size and body isnt that big of a deal. I'll just have to see you to decide.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 4:50 am to JBearden
And this is why our country can't have nice things.........
Posted on 10/25/13 at 4:52 am to USMC_EOD
That is why humanity can't have nice things.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 5:14 am to Texas Tea
Such idiots...
I've found the shows trying to rip off Louisiana culture blockbuster's like Swamp People and Duck Dynasty to be complete failures.
When will America get it? The people in the show's are not acting, that's why is appears so realistic...jeez.
Hell, anything Louisiana related is so hot now, they're fixin to do a show with 85 year old ex governor Edwin Edwards...
America loves Louisiana
I've found the shows trying to rip off Louisiana culture blockbuster's like Swamp People and Duck Dynasty to be complete failures.
When will America get it? The people in the show's are not acting, that's why is appears so realistic...jeez.
Hell, anything Louisiana related is so hot now, they're fixin to do a show with 85 year old ex governor Edwin Edwards...
America loves Louisiana
Posted on 10/25/13 at 5:16 am to tiger4178
In the same way America "loves" the trainwreck that is paris hilton?
Posted on 10/25/13 at 5:25 am to tiger4178
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America loves Louisiana
We really don't.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 5:49 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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We really don't.
Genetically inferior.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 5:50 am to Rickdaddy4188
More =/= superior in this case
Posted on 10/25/13 at 7:12 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
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Stephen A. Burroughs
csb
But you probably don't want to get in a Craigslist war between Knoxville and Tuscaloosa. There'd between irrevocable damage on both sides.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 7:13 am to Texas Tea
Yes. It does. I'm genetically superior to 99% of td.
Posted on 10/25/13 at 7:14 am to Stephen A. Burroughs
Wrong board POS
Posted on 10/25/13 at 7:14 am to Rickdaddy4188
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Genetically inferior.
McCarron > Mett
Posted on 10/25/13 at 7:15 am to Rickdaddy4188
Somebody call up Rickdaddys # on that ad please
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