Response to LSU losing: Objective Overall School Comparison: Ole Miss v. LSU

Location:
Ole Miss-Mississippi need i say more?
LSU-Baton Rouge which is only an hour or two from New Orleans so who is the real party school?

Advantage: LSU

Best Basketball Player ever
Ole Miss-Marshall Henderson who is addicted to cocaine
LSU-Hall of famer Shaq

Advantage:LSU

Food
Ole Miss-they think they have chicken and that Grocery shite restaurant
LSU-Cajun food. Need I say more?

Advantage: LSU

Women
Ole Miss-Lost of Hot Women but I saw once smoking a cigarette at the game and was like, "ew"
LSU- Lots of hot women but they like to dip and wont have sex with me so frick those bitches

Advantage: Ole Miss

Children at games
Ole Miss-Man y'all need some parenting sessions. One Kid said good luck super cocky and another called me radio (Reference to the widely popular 2003 movie radio) also there were many drunk teenagers i could have easily taken advantage of so be more careful
LSU-for some kids growing up in a poorer area, they have class.

Advantage: LSU

Tailgating
Ole Miss-Cheap arse blazers and polos. No one can dress for comfort or fun. Also, all the alcohol must be concealed in some way. GAYYY
LSU- No dress attire. Nothing brings me more jubilation than seeing a 60 year old male enjoying himself in a tank and jorts, or if a 50 year old women wants to let her breasts hang, she can!! Also, we have beer funnels and can be as publicly intoxicated as we want.

Advantage: LSU

You can clearly see that LSU is better. Look at the facts. SO in conclusion, we are still better Ole Miss. We lost the game, but we win the war.

And did anyone see that holding the refs did not call?