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Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:04 pm
I may come off biased as I am an auburn tiger.
Before I start I have to get sumthin off my chest.
I've been lookin at all these so called top SEC teams here lately and I seen all this cheating and raping and such going around. I'm just gonna call a spade a spade. You know who you are and it's downright pitiful.
Say what you want about my auburn tigers. Call em terrible, call them losers, call them down right shitty. With that there said... You CANNOT doubt we do things the right way here on the plains. You see, down here in Auburn county we have morals. Our team doesn't play for $$$ and hookers... Our young men play for the young man beside him... And more importantly, man himself upstairs.
Now onto the game...
Some may say this game will come down to whichever team scores more yards, wins the turnover battle, and has more stops on defense. My auburn brothers know this isn't the case. This will be a steak tater and grits type ball game. Lots of protein, lots of masculinity. Lots of muscular, sweaty young men layin it on the line for all the right reasons.
Win or lose... We win. Because we are what is right in college football.
And deep down you all know this is true.
Amen.
Oh and tldr.
Before I start I have to get sumthin off my chest.
I've been lookin at all these so called top SEC teams here lately and I seen all this cheating and raping and such going around. I'm just gonna call a spade a spade. You know who you are and it's downright pitiful.
Say what you want about my auburn tigers. Call em terrible, call them losers, call them down right shitty. With that there said... You CANNOT doubt we do things the right way here on the plains. You see, down here in Auburn county we have morals. Our team doesn't play for $$$ and hookers... Our young men play for the young man beside him... And more importantly, man himself upstairs.
Now onto the game...
Some may say this game will come down to whichever team scores more yards, wins the turnover battle, and has more stops on defense. My auburn brothers know this isn't the case. This will be a steak tater and grits type ball game. Lots of protein, lots of masculinity. Lots of muscular, sweaty young men layin it on the line for all the right reasons.
Win or lose... We win. Because we are what is right in college football.
And deep down you all know this is true.
Amen.
Oh and tldr.
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:05 pm to ACL11190
ETA: I read that post with the voice of Applejack from My Little Pony.
This post was edited on 10/18/13 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:07 pm to ACL11190
Awful. I kept reading hoping it would get better, but it didn't.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:07 pm to ACL11190
Go to hell Gump
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:08 pm to ACL11190
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This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:08 pm to ACL11190
9.9/10
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:09 pm to MsGarrison
My dark days are behind me brother. I dun seent that there light.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:10 pm to ACL11190
So much fail in this, where do you start. I wish you were serious when you typed this out, but I'm not taking the bait
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:10 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
the fact you even know the voice to reference it is kind of gay, dude
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:12 pm to Tiguar
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the fact you even know the voice to reference it is kind of gay, dude
Or it means I have two pre-teen daughters who love the show.
Sike! I'm gay.
But not really. I have two daughters.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:13 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
you watch it with them? I mean its cool if you do I guess, good dad.
I don't think I could stomach it.
I don't think I could stomach it.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:14 pm to ACL11190
Le facepalm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:16 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:16 pm to ACL11190
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Lots of protein, lots of masculinity. Lots of muscular, sweaty young men layin it on the line for all the right reasons.
Yummm.... :)
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:16 pm to Tiguar
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you watch it with them? I mean its cool if you do I guess, good dad. I don't think I could stomach it.
I did at first, just to make sure it was ok. For the times I'm forced to watch, I must say there are worse shows I've sat through. It can be funny on an adult level at times. Am I concerned that I can explain what a Cutie Mark is and that I can identify all of the main characters? Yes. Does it make me want to have sex with a dude? Occasionally. Does that make me gay? I say no!
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:17 pm to ACL11190
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I may come off biased
but of course
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I am an auburn tiger.
oh yeah? what position do you play?
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call a spade a spade.
racist
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Say what you want about my auburn tigers. Call em terrible, call them losers, call them down right shitty.
We can certainly do this.
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in Auburn county we have morals.
Where? Is that near Beecham County?
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Our young men play for the young man beside him... And more importantly, man himself upstairs.
Pat Dye is upstairs? what house?
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My auburn brothers
racist again
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lots of masculinity
the aTm yell leaders do not play, only yell. and take care of that Shetland sheepdog
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Win or lose... We win.
what does this mean?
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Amen.
Thank god you stopped there.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:21 pm to East Coast Band
quote:You took the bait. He's not an AU fan. Quite the opposite actually.
East Coast Band
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:22 pm to ACL11190
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Oh and tlrt.
FIFY
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:25 pm to East Coast Band
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East Coast Band
Yikes.
In fairness though I'm sure his new fandom is equivilelent in that he didn't attend auburn either.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 9:25 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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East Coast Band
Hook
Line &
Sinker
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