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Gaytors: How about a "Missouri Boat Ride?"

Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:05 pm
Gators can swim, right?

Whole movie is awesome. Clip is good, But even last 2 minutes will catch the drift.

LINK: Missouri Boat Ride from "Outlaw Josey Wales"
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 3:22 pm
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:06 pm to
quote:


Gaytors:
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:08 pm to
The new puppies are so cute.
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:08 pm to
Is this that movie where a bunch of guys from Kansas rape and pillage the guys from Missouri until all but one of them surrender?
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:11 pm to
I don't know, Bogie. Gators can swim pretty well, but our water may be cold enough to slow them down.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:13 pm to
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The new puppies are so cute.

Why thank you!

There is no Dana, only Zuul...


Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:15 pm to
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Is this that movie where a bunch of guys from Kansas rape and pillage the guys from Missouri until all but one of them surrender?


No its the one where rogue Missourians keep kicking arse and taking names long after the rest of the South has had its nuts kicked in and signed on the dotted line at Appomattox like pussies.

Posted by Bogie00
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:17 pm to
Semo

Maybe it would work better on Bama. Elephants??? Where did that mascot come from? But even elephants can swim.
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:17 pm to
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No its the one where rogue Missourians keep kicking arse and taking names long after the rest of the South has had its nuts kicked in and signed on the dotted line at Appomattox like pussies.



The Force is strong in this one. I like it.

Maybe you're ready to take on the SEC East after all.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:19 pm to
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Semo

Maybe it would work better on Bama. Elephants??? Where did that mascot come from? But even elephants can swim.


Only inbred dogs and maybe male chickens.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:20 pm to
Bogie, the ones I'd question would be wildcats and pigs. Not sure if either of those can or would swim.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:21 pm to


Ready to take on the SEC East...time will tell.

Ready to take on Bama...frick and no. But then who is.



This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 3:23 pm
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22365 posts
Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:22 pm to
pronounced Missoura... love me some josey wales.
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:23 pm to
I think I saw a porno start off with that line...
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:25 pm to
Harry Truman is my favorite President, too. In fact the only things I don't like from Missouri are Busch Beer and Mizzoukills.
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:27 pm to
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Harry Truman is my favorite President, too. In fact the only things I don't like from Missouri are Busch Beer and Mizzoukills.




OMG....you've done it now!
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:30 pm to
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OMG....you've done it now!

Yep! It's like saying Beetlejuice 3 times!
Posted by Tacoma Tiger
Tacoma, WA
Member since Dec 2011
920 posts
Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:35 pm to
I was expecting "Missouri Boat Ride" to be a euphemism for sodomy.
Posted by MizzouWayne
Farmington,mo
Member since Oct 2013
45 posts
Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:35 pm to
damn whats wrong with Busch beer lol
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5703 posts
Posted on 10/17/13 at 3:42 pm to

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I was expecting "Missouri Boat Ride" to be a euphemism for sodomy.


I at your line! This board is G rated, right?
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