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Let's breakdown the LSU/OM matchup...
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:16 pm
Most famous player:
LSU - Billy Cannon (felon)
Ole Miss - Archie Manning (the GOAT)
Advantage: OM
Women:
Advantage: OM (Thanks Shelby)
Tailgating:
LSU - Spread out over campus, decent food
Ole Miss - The Grove, "Holy Grail of Tailgating"
Advantage: OM
College Town:
BR - Don't go past Northgates
Oxford - Widely considered the best college town in America
Advantage: OM
Bar Scene:
LSU - Walk-On's is a shitty Applebees, City Bar is a poor man's Cowbells
Ole Miss - The Library is considered the best bar in the SEC, Morgan Freeman hangs out at City Grocery
Advantage: OM
Best basketball player of all time:
LSU - Pistol Pete
Ole Miss - Marshall Henderson
Advantage: OM
Baseball stadium:
LSU - Metal bleachers, no atmosphere, dryer than your grandmothers hoo-ha
Ole Miss - Red-bricked, club suites, right field beer showers
Advantage: OM
Number of Presidential Debates with black President candidates:
LSU - Zero
Ole Miss - One
Advantage: OM
Best concert in the past 5 years:
LSU - Better than Ezra at a casino
OM - Tough to decide between Avett Bros, Alabama Shakes, Wilco, Modest Mouse, Black Crowes, or Elvis Costello
Advantage: OM in a blowout
Number of Super Bowl MVPs:
LSU - Is there a number less than 0?
OM - Elisha Nelson (2x)
Advantage: OM
Number of movies that won Oscars:
LSU - Zero
OM - One (Thanks, Leigh Anne.)
Advantage: OM
Number of Miss Americas:
LSU - Zero (You need a full set of teeth to compete, unfortunately)
OM - 3
Advantage: OM in a landslide
LSU - Billy Cannon (felon)
Ole Miss - Archie Manning (the GOAT)
Advantage: OM
Women:
Advantage: OM (Thanks Shelby)
Tailgating:
LSU - Spread out over campus, decent food
Ole Miss - The Grove, "Holy Grail of Tailgating"
Advantage: OM
College Town:
BR - Don't go past Northgates
Oxford - Widely considered the best college town in America
Advantage: OM
Bar Scene:
LSU - Walk-On's is a shitty Applebees, City Bar is a poor man's Cowbells
Ole Miss - The Library is considered the best bar in the SEC, Morgan Freeman hangs out at City Grocery
Advantage: OM
Best basketball player of all time:
LSU - Pistol Pete
Ole Miss - Marshall Henderson
Advantage: OM
Baseball stadium:
LSU - Metal bleachers, no atmosphere, dryer than your grandmothers hoo-ha
Ole Miss - Red-bricked, club suites, right field beer showers
Advantage: OM
Number of Presidential Debates with black President candidates:
LSU - Zero
Ole Miss - One
Advantage: OM
Best concert in the past 5 years:
LSU - Better than Ezra at a casino
OM - Tough to decide between Avett Bros, Alabama Shakes, Wilco, Modest Mouse, Black Crowes, or Elvis Costello
Advantage: OM in a blowout
Number of Super Bowl MVPs:
LSU - Is there a number less than 0?
OM - Elisha Nelson (2x)
Advantage: OM
Number of movies that won Oscars:
LSU - Zero
OM - One (Thanks, Leigh Anne.)
Advantage: OM
Number of Miss Americas:
LSU - Zero (You need a full set of teeth to compete, unfortunately)
OM - 3
Advantage: OM in a landslide
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 1:00 pm
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:17 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Best basketball player of all time:
LSU - Pistol Pete
Ole Miss - Marshall Henderson
Advantage: OM
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:17 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
quote:
Best basketball player of all time:
LSU - Pistol Pete
Ole Miss - Marshall Henderson
Advantage: OM
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:18 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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poor man's Cowbells
shudders
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:18 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
2/10
very arkansasish
very arkansasish
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:19 pm to LsuTool
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2/10
meh. Better than some of yall's lame arse attempts today. Hell, even yall's homer mods have whacked those weak arse bishes
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:19 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
If you think Henderson is a better player than Pete you really are ignorant! 
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:20 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Let's breakdown the LSU/OM matchup...
Let's dont
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:20 pm to tiger chaser
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If you think Henderson is a better player than Pete you really are ignorant!
If you think he was serious....you are a genius.
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:20 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Most famous player:
LSU - Billy Cannon (felon)
Ole Miss - Archie Manning (the GOAT)
Advantage: OM
Agreed
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Women:
Advantage: OM (Thanks Shelby)
Eh, reluctantly agree.
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Tailgating:
LSU - Spread out over campus, decent food
Ole Miss - The Grove, "Holy Grail of Tailgating"
Advantage: OM
Wholeheartedly disagree. Just because you restrict all tailgating on campus to one tiny area, with no room to move, doesn't mean better tailgating. And "decent food"? You kidding me?
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College Town:
BR - Don't go past Northgates
Oxford - Widely considered the best college town in America
Advantage: OM
I think you're exaggerating about Oxford. I hear much more about Athens.
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Bar Scene:
LSU - Walk-On's is a shitty Applebees, City Bar is a poor man's Cowbells
Ole Miss - The Library is considered the best bar in the SEC, Morgan Freeman hangs out at City Grocery
Advantage: OM
Walk-On's isn't a bar, you idiot. And the comparison to Applebees is laughable.
City Bar? Who showed you around the BR bar scene?? Seriously. Terrible.
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Best basketball player of all time:
LSU - Pistol Pete
Ole Miss - Marshall Henderson
Advantage: OM
Ah. A troll thread... I'm sorry I got worked up about the previous comparisons.
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:21 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Good Sail... 6.5/10
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:21 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Dumbest OM poster: DingDongEddieStrong
Advantage:LSU
Advantage:LSU
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:21 pm to bdv1974
LSU-2 Crystal Balls
OM-0
Advantage: LSU
Shut up lil' bro
OM-0
Advantage: LSU
Shut up lil' bro
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:22 pm to tiger chaser
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If you think Henderson is a better player than Pete you really are ignorant!
Take off the purple and gold glasses, brah
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:23 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Oxford - Widely considered the best college town in America
I feel obligated to say "nah"
One of? Sure. The? Nope.
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:23 pm to RebFeBrees
LSU fans are so sensitive..
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:23 pm to Sev09
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Walk-On's isn't a bar, you idiot.
Oh Rly?
One more thing....
This post was edited on 10/17/13 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:23 pm to 17theBears
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Take off the purple and gold glasses, brah
I know right?? Gahhhhh
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:24 pm to GooseSix
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LSU fans are so sensitive..
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Alabama Fan
Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:25 pm to Sev09
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Just because you restrict all tailgating on campus to one tiny area
who says it's restricted to that area?
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