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Any suggestions for speeding up labor?

Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:21 pm
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:21 pm
Wife's due date is Oct 19. This Saturday

Willing to try anything to try and get my daughter into this world in time to watch AU pull the upset so I can call her my good luck charm for the rest of her life.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Any suggestions for speeding up labor?
Divorce.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:24 pm to
Sex. I actually don't think this works, but it's worth a try or two or ten.

Walking (your wife, not you).

Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:29 pm to
Your dedication is admirable.
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Divorce


A distinct possibility if she lets her moms side of the family put anything Bama on my child.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48871 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 12:39 pm to
More sex
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12737 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 2:10 pm to
Drive back and forth over a railroad crossing a few times.

Have her eat eggplant parmisigan (there is a restaurant here in Atl that mom's to be swear by - eat it from there and have the baby in 24 ours or less).
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 2:16 pm to
stairs
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22365 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 2:16 pm to
my wife's due 11/27... it's going to be a long rest of the year...
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 2:20 pm to
Sex,walk, repeat.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105362 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 3:14 pm to
Sex and being active. You're welcome.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18149 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 3:56 pm to
You may be better served hoping it comes a day late or it would be great to have your baby on the day we took TAMU down.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 4:32 pm to
I don't know how I am the first on this, but be sure to PIIHB.
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

Aubie Spr96 Any suggestions for speeding up labor? I don't know how I am the first on this, but be sure to PIIHB.


When she's not expecting it. Muscles will become extremely relaxed in some places, and extremely tense in others. Baby will practically fall out.
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 4:59 pm to
and I'm sure a quick kick to the dick would be forth coming.
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:03 pm to
Congrats and good luck on the new baby. first one?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40248 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:11 pm to
Get this guy in the delivery room.....

Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1337 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:21 pm to
Yup first kid for us. It's a girl so obviously I've been stocking up on my 12 gauge shells.
Posted by LA kid but AU fan
Jay Prosch Fan Club: Historian
Member since Apr 2007
4634 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 5:24 pm to
My wife got induced on Monday back in September. I'm not gonna lie, being able to watch the AU game was a part of that calculus.
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