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Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Posted on 9/24/13 at 11:49 am
Posted on 9/24/13 at 11:49 am
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Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.
Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.
What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.
Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.
What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:10 pm to blacknblu
I am smoking some pork shoulder this weekend.... Woo Pig... bar-bhhhh-quuuuu
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:13 pm to Sig
This is great nostalgia game. Back in the old SWC this was a huge game for stretch there. I remember one of the cadets and the male SMU cheerleaders going at it one year pre-game at Kyle. Sword in hand and all. 
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:18 pm to blacknblu
What happens if you drive real slow through College Station, TX?
You leave with a degree.
You leave with a degree.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:20 pm to DaleDenton
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What happens if you drive real slow through College Station, TX?
You leave with a degree.
Really? Academic smack talk?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:26 pm to cardboardboxer
Yes really. Arky is the top rated school in Arkansas. Serious.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:28 pm to blacknblu
The joke is about toothless rednecks knocking up their sisters or some shite like that.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:28 pm to cardboardboxer
It would maybe make sense coming from Vandy. But piggy land? No effing way.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:30 pm to cardboardboxer
Old joke from the SWC...
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:36 pm to DaleDenton
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:37 pm to blacknblu
What's the best way to knock an aggy unconscious?
Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.
Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:39 pm to blacknblu
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You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Yes please
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:43 pm to jrodan
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You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Yes please
And this is a bad thing?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:44 pm to aggressor
I think it means their faces are so ugly that their buttholes look attractive by comparison.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:45 pm to cardboardboxer
Have you heard about the Aggie kamikaze pilot?
He flew 22 missions.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:46 pm to blacknblu
This reads like those cheesy arse Budweiser commercials on the radio
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:50 pm to Swoopin
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This reads like those cheesy arse Budweiser commercials on the radio
They are cheesy - that's kind of their appeal.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:51 pm to roadGator
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Yes really. Arky is the top rated school in Arkansas. Serious.
Kind of makes them a little more insulting, doesn't it?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:52 pm to blacknblu
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Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Who is playing the University of Arkansas at Monticello?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:52 pm to Swoopin
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
The Aggys were playing Baylor. It was near the end of the game and Baylor was ahead by 4. Someone threw a firecracker and the Bears thought it was the gun and ran off the field celebrating.
Three plays later the Aggys scored and won!!
How do Aggys practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station recently?
Aggy search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.
What do Aggys think Cheerios are?
Donut seeds.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
The Aggys were playing Baylor. It was near the end of the game and Baylor was ahead by 4. Someone threw a firecracker and the Bears thought it was the gun and ran off the field celebrating.
Three plays later the Aggys scored and won!!
How do Aggys practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station recently?
Aggy search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.
What do Aggys think Cheerios are?
Donut seeds.
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