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blacknblu
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Arkansas A&M Hate Week


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Alright, just because this game probably isn't going to be as pretty as some of us would like, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on the SECr.

Some of you younger kids may not remember, but we used to have Aggie jokes - and in kind, they had Arkansas jokes. Aggies, get to Google (if you don't remember) and post some of your favorite jokes. I'll get some of the Aggie jokes started.

What's the difference between an Aggie homecoming queen and a bowling ball?
You can't get your whole hand in a bowling ball... and you COULD eat it if you had to

An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted, and the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."

What is the difference between the Aggies and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.

You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.








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dallas
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


I am smoking some pork shoulder this weekend.... Woo Pig... bar-bhhhh-quuuuu





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Settingthestandard
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


This is great nostalgia game. Back in the old SWC this was a huge game for stretch there. I remember one of the cadets and the male SMU cheerleaders going at it one year pre-game at Kyle. Sword in hand and all.





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DaleDenton
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What happens if you drive real slow through College Station, TX?

You leave with a degree.






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cardboardboxer
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quote:

What happens if you drive real slow through College Station, TX?

You leave with a degree.


Really? Academic smack talk?






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roadGator
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


Yes really. Arky is the top rated school in Arkansas. Serious.





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ags01
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


The joke is about toothless rednecks knocking up their sisters or some shite like that.





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Farmer1906
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


It would maybe make sense coming from Vandy. But piggy land? No effing way.





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DaleDenton
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


Old joke from the SWC...





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cardboardboxer
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LINK





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Stonehog
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What's the best way to knock an aggy unconscious?




Sneak up behind them when they're getting a drink of water and slam the commode lid on their head.






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jrodan
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


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You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.


Yes please






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aggressor
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


quote:

quote:
You know what Aggie women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.



Yes please





And this is a bad thing?






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Stonehog
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


I think it means their faces are so ugly that their buttholes look attractive by comparison.





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DaleDenton
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Have you heard about the Aggie kamikaze pilot?


He flew 22 missions.






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Swoopin
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


This reads like those cheesy arse Budweiser commercials on the radio





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blacknblu
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quote:

This reads like those cheesy arse Budweiser commercials on the radio


They are cheesy - that's kind of their appeal.






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blacknblu
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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week


quote:

Yes really. Arky is the top rated school in Arkansas. Serious.


Kind of makes them a little more insulting, doesn't it?






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therick711
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Arkansas A&M Hate Week


Who is playing the University of Arkansas at Monticello?






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DaleDenton
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Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.

The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

The Aggys were playing Baylor. It was near the end of the game and Baylor was ahead by 4. Someone threw a firecracker and the Bears thought it was the gun and ran off the field celebrating.

Three plays later the Aggys scored and won!!

How do Aggys practice safe sex?

They get rid of all the animals that kick.

Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station recently?

Aggy search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.

What do Aggys think Cheerios are?

Donut seeds.






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