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Mississippi State prepares for Les Miles

Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:18 pm
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:18 pm
A beef cow eats 3 percent of her body weight in forage daily. A 1,200-pound cow will need 36 pounds of grass per day.

Estimating Les is around 200 Lbs., this would put him at around 6 pounds minimum.

Scott Field grass is what you would call "prescription turf", so one would assume he wouldn't stick to the minimum.. We may have to allot the Sq. ft. that is under Bully's Dog house, or accent the grass with a "Cajun Tear" salt lick.
Before Les visit



After Les visit. (see burned in visiting football area)

We'd like to make this visit as hospitable as possible, without killing the integrity of our 1st in the SEC natural surface. We may start him in the parade field and let Lord Merlin lead him down to Davis Wade by halter (with bit) for pre game.

Thoughts?

MORE TO COME:
There is also a pending study to see if Oktibbeha County Jail has enough housing for the majority of LSU's football team. We want to make this visit to Davis Wade memorable and as nice as a road game can be in the SEC.
Posted by GumpMaster&Commander
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:20 pm to
Keep grinding grinders. Never stop grinding.
Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:21 pm to
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Keep grinding grinders. Never stop grinding.
Posted by chalupa
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:21 pm to
Sorry, they have a real game to play this weekend. Try next Monday.
Posted by Ptolemy's
StarkVegas, Missifrickingssippi
Member since Jun 2013
976 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:22 pm to
Can they reserve Johnny Cash's cell in the Starkville City Jail?
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by Ptolemy's
StarkVegas, Missifrickingssippi
Member since Jun 2013
976 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to
Apparently Les ate the Dawgzillatron too
This post was edited on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to
We play Mississippi State this year
Posted by royDmercer
The Grenada
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to
K
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:24 pm to
Don't forget this:

Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:25 pm to
Mullen is ordering what's left of Freeze's supply after this Saturday.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:25 pm to
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Don't forget this:


Almost as your grown man cartoon fetish..





















Almost
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:28 pm to
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what's left of Freeze's suppl


HE PUTS KY ON HIS MOUTH????????????



Posted by 17theBears
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:31 pm to
Will Miles cry in his post-game speech like Mainieri?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:37 pm to
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Mullen is ordering what's left of Freeze's supply after this Saturday.



Please, help yourselves. We won't be needing it anymore.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112552 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:37 pm to
That's not what Saban said.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:38 pm to
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Almost as your grown man cartoon fetish..



That doesn't make any sense. Please at least put out a complete thought before typing.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by Camp Randall
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:44 pm to
Herp derrrrrrr
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