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Mississippi State prepares for Les Miles
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:18 pm
A beef cow eats 3 percent of her body weight in forage daily. A 1,200-pound cow will need 36 pounds of grass per day.
Estimating Les is around 200 Lbs., this would put him at around 6 pounds minimum.
Scott Field grass is what you would call "prescription turf", so one would assume he wouldn't stick to the minimum.. We may have to allot the Sq. ft. that is under Bully's Dog house, or accent the grass with a "Cajun Tear" salt lick.
Before Les visit
After Les visit. (see burned in visiting football area)
We'd like to make this visit as hospitable as possible, without killing the integrity of our 1st in the SEC natural surface. We may start him in the parade field and let Lord Merlin lead him down to Davis Wade by halter (with bit) for pre game.
Thoughts?
MORE TO COME:
There is also a pending study to see if Oktibbeha County Jail has enough housing for the majority of LSU's football team. We want to make this visit to Davis Wade memorable and as nice as a road game can be in the SEC.
Estimating Les is around 200 Lbs., this would put him at around 6 pounds minimum.
Scott Field grass is what you would call "prescription turf", so one would assume he wouldn't stick to the minimum.. We may have to allot the Sq. ft. that is under Bully's Dog house, or accent the grass with a "Cajun Tear" salt lick.
Before Les visit
After Les visit. (see burned in visiting football area)
We'd like to make this visit as hospitable as possible, without killing the integrity of our 1st in the SEC natural surface. We may start him in the parade field and let Lord Merlin lead him down to Davis Wade by halter (with bit) for pre game.
Thoughts?
MORE TO COME:
There is also a pending study to see if Oktibbeha County Jail has enough housing for the majority of LSU's football team. We want to make this visit to Davis Wade memorable and as nice as a road game can be in the SEC.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:20 pm to Hardy_Har
Keep grinding grinders. Never stop grinding.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:21 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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Keep grinding grinders. Never stop grinding.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:21 pm to Hardy_Har
Sorry, they have a real game to play this weekend. Try next Monday.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:22 pm to Hardy_Har
Can they reserve Johnny Cash's cell in the Starkville City Jail?
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to chalupa
Apparently Les ate the Dawgzillatron too
This post was edited on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:23 pm to Hardy_Har
We play Mississippi State this year
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:25 pm to OMLandshark
Mullen is ordering what's left of Freeze's supply after this Saturday.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:25 pm to OMLandshark
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Don't forget this:
Almost as your grown man cartoon fetish..
Almost
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:28 pm to NIH
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what's left of Freeze's suppl
HE PUTS KY ON HIS MOUTH????????????
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:31 pm to Hardy_Har
Will Miles cry in his post-game speech like Mainieri?
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:37 pm to NIH
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Mullen is ordering what's left of Freeze's supply after this Saturday.
Please, help yourselves. We won't be needing it anymore.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:37 pm to OMLandshark
That's not what Saban said.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 8:38 pm to Hardy_Har
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Almost as your grown man cartoon fetish..
That doesn't make any sense. Please at least put out a complete thought before typing.
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