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Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:27 pm
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My step-daughter's date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game...
1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.
The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)
Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!
9/17 3:55pm EDT updated info: due to the overwhelming response we have received so far, (and to the fact that we're doing this completely off the cuff with absolutely no planning whatsoever) we decided to put a deadline on entrance. All entries must be in by midnight tomorrow (Wed) night EDT. A winner will be notified by 10 a.m. EDT Thursday. Thanks to all the respondents, and good luck!
Location: Sec 36, Row 19
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Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:34 pm to PowerTool
Do I get to frick her?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:38 pm to Pelican fan99
By the stripper heels in pic 3 I'm going to go with your odds are good.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
And the hotel door pose... yeah, I definitely think a little banging can be negotiated into to the deal. 
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:43 pm to BluegrassBelle
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By the stripper heels in pic 3 I'm going to go with your odds are good.
Also in a hotel room. I'm sure she's a real professional
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:45 pm to PowerTool
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yeah, I definitely think a little banging can be negotiated into to the deal.
Looks like I'll take your ticket.
Eta: I'm going to need you to send me some nudes of her before I accept.
This post was edited on 9/17/13 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 8:52 am to Pelican fan99
Someone is going to lose a kidney. Either the stepdad, the stepdaughter, or the "sweepstakes" winner.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 8:53 am to Pelican fan99
OK, according to Clay Travis this is an actual thing, not a covert escort ad: LINK
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:36 am to PowerTool
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You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is)
lol
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:42 am to PowerTool
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:53 am to ugasickem
she's an average looking girl at best. can an average looking dude post the same ad?
"Pussy cost money, dick is free"
-Chris Rock
"Pussy cost money, dick is free"
-Chris Rock
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