Aggies You Are Welcome!!! {Texas sho' is butthurt & SEC Chant 2nd Page}

We marched in that really weird place y'all call a capitol, Austin, and beat those ghey ph@gg0ts ...



... until they ran home crying to mommy about they had more money than anybody and how this shouldn't be happening and how the mighty TEXAS should NEVER lose you little ol' Mississippi, they then proceed to say how they will fire Mack by the end of this week and Saban would be hired the week following (True story heard many say lines very similar to what you just read)

Now I really can't put into words how sweet those tears were ... but I'll say they were amazing I tell you, truly amazing.




Okay so here's a recap of how the game went down in a short picture and caption timeline:

At the beginning of the game when they were assured of winning.



Towards the end of the game when their spidey senses were telling them that they game was over.



At this point the overall butthurt couldn't sustain itself much longer without overflowing into public dislays of emotional attacks and ranting about how we should try to get our grades up so we could actually get into Texas. Haha silly Horns only if you knew, but ...




Bless their hearts, I really didn't have it in me to tell them after the game when they were chanting all that stuff being as upset as they were ... that I only applied to three schools: Ole Miss, Vandy & Texas ... I got accepted to all, but chose Ole Miss.


Yeah they aren't that special, now for the real fun ...



While the were singing the "The Eyes of Texas"

The first time we did it they got pretty butthurt then too.




Oh and here is the bar on 6th where a lot of Ole Miss people were at ...





... what's beautiful about this is that they were allowing Rebel fans in and either kicking out Texas fans or not letting them in and in a rage a whole mob of Longhorns stormed the doors only to be turned away by the Bounces and Austin PD.





So as I said Aggies, you are welcome.