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Do you think Verne & Gary have a hard time getting laid?

Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:02 am
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:02 am
Or are clam-burgers thrown at them on the daily?

Discuss.
Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
8032 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:03 am to
Hmmmm
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:04 am to
They don't frick each other?
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:04 am to
Good point.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47709 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:04 am to
Nope. Gay for Saban's gnome dick.
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:04 am to
They're on TV and have money. That should answer the question.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:04 am to
I've heard stories, which I made up, that they pass around tracy wolfson.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18611 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:05 am to
Ok.....wtf is going on with this board tonight....
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13784 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:05 am to
Verne couldn't get laid in a morgue unless he offered the stiff's family a substantial amount of cash.
Posted by RMFTBama
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2009
5285 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:05 am to
I think being famous is enough. Johnny Manziel is certainly no BradPitt.

See what I did there?
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17246 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:12 am to
Tracy looked very hot today.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48672 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:13 am to
quote:

clam-burgers

Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:15 am to
I chortled.
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