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Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field

Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:59 am
Posted by DonDraper
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:59 am
at the Iowa game. After she got out of jail she tweeted about "slapping the bag" in reference to finishing off a Franzia box wine. Oh and has a great Twitter. I'm pretty sure I'm in love with @vodka_samm.

Love of my life
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:04 am to
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:11 am to
I saw her twitter posts after the fact. I think she's funny. Dumb, but funny.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:12 am to






And she skinny...that's a frickload of liquor for a 22 YO skinny chick
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:13 am to
Saw it too

She should get drunk then go get the ".341" tattoo she wants tattooed right on her damn forehead if she is stupid enough to do it
Posted by DonDraper
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Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:32 am to
Now I've never taken a breathalyzer when I've been my drunkest, and I go pretty hard, but I just don't think I could stand up at .341 let alone try and walk onto the field.

"Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi"
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145049 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:33 am to
i might love her
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:36 am to
That girl could get it
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15284 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:38 am to
would smash.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
14637 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:40 am to
Would pound with the fury of Zeus
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:45 am to
Sticking the tongue out. What a dirty girl
Posted by DonDraper
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Member since Mar 2012
1407 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:48 am to
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 30 Aug
I literally came home at like 9...laid in bed for like two seconds..then went back to the bars for a bar crawl by myself #blackout

Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Anyone else know what the vodka twitch is? Its where you take a shot with no chaser and twitch it out


Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Shots with @lorenacoche its been too long....my lesbian lovah #vodka


Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
vodka shots, vodka love, vodka friends


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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
tuesday boozeday yo
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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 24 Aug
For this lovely Saturday morning I will be eating wine for breakfast
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This post was edited on 9/2/13 at 11:51 am
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:50 am to
I bet her parents are so proud
Posted by LSUalreadyknow
Texas
Member since Jun 2013
1703 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:02 pm to
Lol she's awesome lol
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145049 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:03 pm to
my love grows
Posted by Nonetheless
Luka doncic = goat
Member since Jan 2012
33000 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:10 pm to
Ugh. I do not want a daughter.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

I literally came home at like 9...laid in bed for like two seconds..then went back to the bars for a bar crawl by myself #blackout


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90472 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:32 pm to
IWHI
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90472 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

my lesbian lovah


:(
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:35 pm to
Why do I feel like most of the folks talking about how awesome she sounds haven't been around that type of crowd in a while?
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