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Would you drop your trunks on a nude beach???

Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Mercy Percy
Norman Oklahoma
Member since Oct 2009
1321 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:41 pm
Going to st Martin in nov gf wants to go to a nude beach. What say you all?
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2339 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:52 pm to
sure
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:54 pm to
why not.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14408 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:54 pm to
Why not
Posted by Memphis
Fenway Park
Member since Jun 2013
6302 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

gf

You know the drill.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

gf wants to go to a nude beach.


That's a good girl.
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:12 pm to
I would be more concerned about the other people.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98815 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:13 pm to
Chances are there will be many people there that you'd NEVER want to see nude.

Haven't you ever seen Eurotrip?
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:27 pm to
truth, you speak it.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:28 pm to
Why not? I've dropped my trunks in many places here in America...
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:34 pm to
All you will see if overweight people really, a lot of fat hairy guys turtling

This is one of those things that sounds cooler than it is
Posted by 08Gatorbait
Member since Jul 2013
2316 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:37 pm to
I've done it. It's not all that bad it's kind of fun. Do it in Miami though, Haulover...just trust me.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:59 pm to
The largest penis in the world must have been on a secret nude beach in Maui. A guy (perhaps 55 - 60 years old) was nude and throwing a frisbee with another dude.

My wife and I saw something massive swinging and we thought our eyes were deceiving us. It was truly remarkable. His dick hung limp down to his knee. His fricking knee!

I'll be honest...I couldn't stop staring. It was like a horse's penis on a super tan white guy with a Santa Claus white beard.

Truly incredible. I admit that I took pictures and I'll post if I can find that memory card....
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21205 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 2:59 pm to
I've done worse
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

The largest penis in the world must have been on a secret nude beach in Maui. A guy (perhaps 55 - 60 years old) was nude and throwing a frisbee with another dude.

My wife and I saw something massive swinging and we thought our eyes were deceiving us. It was truly remarkable. His dick hung limp down to his knee. His fricking knee!

I'll be honest...I couldn't stop staring. It was like a horse's penis on a super tan white guy with a Santa Claus white beard.

Truly incredible. I admit that I took pictures and I'll post if I can find that memory card....




you're fricking ridiculous
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:18 pm to
I'm not joking. His dick was as big as my forearm...maybe bigger. Perhaps he had surgically enhanced his dick? I don't know.

Regardless, it was truly massive and most definitely hung down to his knee.

And whenever he would run, it would swing around like A grandfather clock pendulum.
This post was edited on 8/11/13 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:24 pm to
When everyone is naked, it ceases to be a big deal.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37669 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

All you will see if overweight people really, a lot of fat hairy guys turtling

This is one of those things that sounds cooler than it is

This is true to an extent. However, I went to St. Maarten two years ago for spring break, and at one of those beaches two of the hottest girls I've ever seen walked out of the ocean right next to me wearing nothing but g-strings. One of the few things I've ever seen that rendered me completely speechless.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:32 pm to
The most beautiful women I've seen (wife excluded) was at a topless beach in Isla Mujeres. They were all French and Italian and absolutely gorgeous.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37669 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 3:33 pm to
These girls were Dutch I believe, we were on the Dutch side of the island at mullet beach. I think they were models of some sort.
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