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If your football program was a fast food chain, which one would it be and why?
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:54 pm
LSU - Raising Cane's
Much like LSU, Cane's always has good workers. Their draft class always seems to be pretty legit. Has anyone actually had bad service at a Cane's before? Not Scruffy. Also like LSU, Cane's finds some way to just get under Scruffy's skin.
For starters, their draft class may be great, but they always seem to do something stupid. Stop rhyming to Scruffy when he pulls up to place his order. Just take Scruffy's order and do your jobs! Gosh darn it!
Also, like LSU's offensive play calling, their menu really doesn't have much depth. Sure you can switch out coleslaw for an extra bread or call an option to the left instead of the right, but is that really depth? Scruffy doesn't think so.
Scruffy'll do one more:
Mizzou - Long John Silver's
Scruffy has never actually been in that place, but like Mizzou football, he doesn't expect it to be very good.
Go!
Much like LSU, Cane's always has good workers. Their draft class always seems to be pretty legit. Has anyone actually had bad service at a Cane's before? Not Scruffy. Also like LSU, Cane's finds some way to just get under Scruffy's skin.
For starters, their draft class may be great, but they always seem to do something stupid. Stop rhyming to Scruffy when he pulls up to place his order. Just take Scruffy's order and do your jobs! Gosh darn it!
Also, like LSU's offensive play calling, their menu really doesn't have much depth. Sure you can switch out coleslaw for an extra bread or call an option to the left instead of the right, but is that really depth? Scruffy doesn't think so.
Scruffy'll do one more:
Mizzou - Long John Silver's
Scruffy has never actually been in that place, but like Mizzou football, he doesn't expect it to be very good.
Go!
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:55 pm to Scruffy
Memphis says good thread scruffy.
Memphis now wants Canes.
Memphis now wants Canes.
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:56 pm to Scruffy
Well, for Kaintuck it would be KFC
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:56 pm to Scruffy
Alabama is a McDonald's lock
Billions of championships served
Billions of championships served
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:57 pm to Scruffy
Ole Miss-McDonalds, consistently inconsistent.
Also, wtf kind of thread is this
Also, wtf kind of thread is this
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:57 pm to TupeloReb
quote:Offseason thread.
Also, wtf kind of thread is this
This place is way too serious.
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:58 pm to Scruffy
Long John Silver's chicken planks are awesome.
So Mizzou is good, just not at what you think or care about.
I'd say Mizzou is Carl's Jr./Hardees. Pretty subpar and messy as frick, but the chicks are good looking.
So Mizzou is good, just not at what you think or care about.
I'd say Mizzou is Carl's Jr./Hardees. Pretty subpar and messy as frick, but the chicks are good looking.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:58 pm to Scruffy
offseason's a bitch man
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:58 pm to Scruffy
Damn I miss Cane's 
And now I'm hungry
And now I'm hungry
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:00 pm to TupeloReb
quote:Ain't that the truth.
offseason's a bitch man
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:03 pm to Scruffy
Kentucky - KFC
Aside from the obvious we were once a decent establishment in the 50s when the icon himself, Colonel Sanders (or Bear Bryant), was running things. We have since been passed by everyone with a decent cook and recipe.
But will rebranding let us rise from the decades old burnt cooking oil? Don't answer that.
Aside from the obvious we were once a decent establishment in the 50s when the icon himself, Colonel Sanders (or Bear Bryant), was running things. We have since been passed by everyone with a decent cook and recipe.
But will rebranding let us rise from the decades old burnt cooking oil? Don't answer that.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:04 pm to Scruffy
Auburn:
Jack in the Box for sure. A generally dirty food chain that everyone knows is dirty and probably scamming the customers. They continue to stay in business b/c they pay off the gov't. Also responsible for tons of illness and deaths after the infamous Jack-in-the-box strain of E-coli broke out. In general, a dirty program that everyone just loves.
Jack in the Box for sure. A generally dirty food chain that everyone knows is dirty and probably scamming the customers. They continue to stay in business b/c they pay off the gov't. Also responsible for tons of illness and deaths after the infamous Jack-in-the-box strain of E-coli broke out. In general, a dirty program that everyone just loves.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:04 pm to Scruffy
Crispers
Good for you and always dependable.
Honestly I have no answer for this, it's just weird.
Good for you and always dependable.
Honestly I have no answer for this, it's just weird.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:04 pm to Scruffy
SECrant Offseason thread ranking:
#189
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:04 pm to AubieALUMdvm
quote:
Auburn:
Jack in the Box for sure. A generally dirty food chain that everyone knows is dirty and probably scamming the customers. They continue to stay in business b/c they pay off the gov't. Also responsible for tons of illness and deaths after the infamous Jack-in-the-box strain of E-coli broke out. In general, a dirty program that everyone just loves.
Now that is what Scruffy is talking about.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:06 pm to Scruffy
Gary Patterson says LSU is like Burger King...where everyone has it there way, and that doesn't build character.
Also, the King and Les kinda clap alike.
Also, the King and Les kinda clap alike.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:07 pm to Scruffy
USC would be Chic Fil-A I guess: the connection is obvious, and Aaron Murray has been shut outside his entire career, also for obvious reasons....
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:08 pm to BluegrassBelle
Hey....I still like KFC..SOMETIMES.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:09 pm to thatdude1985
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:10 pm to BluegrassBelle
those little bucket of parfaits....so underrated. I will say though...bit into a leg one time had to spit out 3lbs of grease....true story.
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 10:11 pm
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