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Male Pattern Baldness Is So Weird

Posted on 8/4/13 at 2:59 am
Posted by mograyback
Member since Jul 2011
7102 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 2:59 am
I don't get it.

Such luscious and healthy hair right next to death.

I don't get how there isn't a 'cure' or way to avoid this life ending phenomenon.

My guess is that a true cure would involve some kind of cell rejuvenation technology that would end aging and ruin the foundation of the human race.

Fuuuck. Double Fuuck.



This is what the near future holds.


This post was edited on 8/4/13 at 3:06 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35930 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 3:25 am to
Just shave it. Women love jason stathom.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18613 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 3:31 am to
If you are short and bald, your life is fricked.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 6:44 am to
poor George.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98893 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 9:02 am to
Prayers sent if you have a lumpy head.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54611 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 9:40 am to
quote:

I don't get it.


men without hair = not sexy

women without hair = sexy (carpet not drapes)


Looking for sense in women's dating habits is the epicenter of folly. Shave your head, shave your nuts, and play the metrosexual card. It is called adaptation and Darwin noted the effect of adaptive breeding strategies. Make lemonade out of your lemon and move one. Chicks dig assertive guys over wimpy whiny dudes.

Don't know if this strategy works but at least the guy is owning it and not letting it own him.

Posted by The7Sins
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 10:51 am to
My hair is going bald very similarly to the guy with the guitar.
Doesn't bother me to much. Right now it is not to bad so I can comb over it. And I wear hats most of the time when not at home so it won't be seen anyway. When it gets bad I'll just shave it off. Being bald I assume will be good in this desert heat we have.
Posted by The7Sins
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 10:53 am to
quote:

If you are short and bald, your life is fricked.


Indeed. I'm 5'5 and going bald at 23. frick my life.
This post was edited on 8/4/13 at 10:55 am
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 11:11 am to
Much better than mine bro. Enjoy it while you have it and then move on.
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 11:50 am to
they can staple some pubicles up there just sayin
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3944 posts
Posted on 8/4/13 at 12:13 pm to
Senescence my man. Get used to it.
Posted by Lucky Tiger13
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2012
232 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:51 pm to
I was starting to have a problem with it, but I found the source of my problem. To slow it down dramatically, do not dry your hair so roughly. I realized I was guilty of this and soon stopped. I've seen a large decrease in the speed of me losing hair.

This and switching to Garnier Fructis product that supposedly strengthens hair.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:56 pm to
Eh don't be so insecure about yourself, you are a fricking man (debatable at this point) this happens to most men as they age.
Posted by storey979
Member since Jul 2013
285 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:22 pm to
I'd be more worried about hand being bigger than your face..... sure sign of cancer
Posted by mograyback
Member since Jul 2011
7102 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

I'd be more worried about hand being bigger than your face..... sure sign of cancer


Hand does look oddly large in that pic... ha
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21084 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Much better than mine bro. Enjoy it while you have it and then move on.


This. And my giant melon head is lumpy too.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28799 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 4:30 pm to
i have two moles on my upper forehead that you couldn't see when i graduated HS. i knew they were there and if you were up close and personal YOU knew they were there.

At 30 everybody knows they are there.

Posted by SomeTigerFan
Over there
Member since Oct 2012
3232 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 9:08 am to
Aren't there products to help you guys? Like Bosley or something?
Posted by BabyrayS2k
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 10:51 pm to
There is a cure. Shave it clean and hit the gym. Dress well and smell good. You are cured!
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 11:12 pm to
My hairline started to recede around 22. I'm full head of hair though, but I have been shaving it 1 guard for awhile now.

Much more comfortable.
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