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GenesChin
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Rank The Most Overrated teams in the Conference


This is Gene's ranking of overrated teams in the conference. Truth is, ya'll suck and will get owned by Auburn this year. That said, go frick yourselves.


Find your team, I flamed literally everyone enough to get a bunch of GFYs

1- Texas A&M

A&M fans are building home so much hype that bringing home anything less than 4 national championships this season will be a disappointment and I don't think they can do that. (They can ask Bama how to claim they have though)My cousin with down syndrome knows she isn't growing up to be president, why don't A&M fans understand that they aren't winning a NC?


2-LSU

This was going to be a down year now Mettsiah is possibly hurt. Jeremy Hill should be in jail despite what his trial turns up and they lost pretty much half their team that won 12-10 against a shitty Auburn team to the pros. Also, they play with the Les Miles Handicap which alone prohibits anything more than a 21-0 loss in the NC game to a team they already beat

3- Ole Miss

I'm not sure if they are hoping Freezus can channel his inner Arnold and truly freeze his opponents but to think they win more than 10 games like they think will is absurd. 8 wins plus a bowl game is realistic, probably likely, but to think they are going >10 is delusional. They would have to beat 3 out of the 5 teams that beat them last year and not trip up in any of their other games. Also, Bo Wallace probably couldn't outhrow Chris Todd in a corn hole game


4- Arkansas

Ya'll suck so much that you can't even make it up higher in this ranking. I don't think anyone thinks Arkansas is going to be good except Arkansas fans. So this will be some hard truth just for those meth pipe smoking backwoods people from the worst state in the SEC not named Missouri. 2Bs is afraid of player safety due to offenses running too fast. That alone should be a bigger warning sign than when a nigerian prince wants you to cash advanced him a few Gs. 2Bs has never faced a HUNH which now 3 teams in his division runs. Ya'll better have the lube because it is going to be scary watching him try to adjust with Bobby Petrino's and JohnElle's shitty arse recruits you brought in. Also, ya'll claim that he can develop OL and run games, you can't do that shite in 5 months. That is a multi year process of scouting and development, ya'll are fricked this year. DWI

5- Vanderbilt

James Franklin has really turned this program around. Just getting the fanbase excited about something that isn't calculus based is an acheivement. The fact is, your schedule last year was written almost as if the SEC Office felt bad for you and gave you wins. It's bad enought o have Mizzou, UTk and UK on your schedule (Those games are almost as easy as playing in the Big10), but to you also managed to avoid A&M, Bama and LSU last year. You likely will have a similar season as to last year but it is because you are playing the little sisters of the poor as a former tOSU president would say.

6- Tennessee

This is unfair because this is mostly based off recruiting. If I have to see another UTk got this shitty Tennesse recruit that no one was really recruiting hard thread, I may strangle a puppy (I won't). Great, Butch Jones is outrecruiting Kiffin and Dooley combined. Great, ya'll are ranked high due to the formulas having a natural bias towards quantity in the early rankings and because this is the one year where Tenn HS Football produces more D1 recruits than a 10,000 person city in Texas. Your coach is Butch Jones and your AD is bankrupt.

7- UF

If ya'll can keep your players from barking at police dogs, you could have something going. I don't know what it is about UF but criminal activity is like giving crack to children, your players are addicted to that shite.

8- Mississippi State

Ya'll should be higher on this list but the grinder's charm has worn off now that Ole Miss has made them their baby back bitch in state in both recruiting and on the field. Ya'll definitely are grinding, just to a fricking halt. Whatever vodoo magic Merlins had ya'll under seems to have started to wear off but ya'll keep your hope and optimism.

9- South Carolina
Every year seems to be USCe's year and then they go off and do something stupid like lose to Auburn, lose to LSU or bitch about how hard their schedule is. If you were really a top tier team, you wouldn't have to bitch about playing top teams. You missed the SECCG in 2011 because you lost to Auburn who UGA took care of. Your coach is hilarious though and congrats on having a player who will literally eat someone this year.


10- Mizzou

Ya'll suck. I mean, truly suck. Somehow ya'll are so bad that if Auburn played ya'll last year, I would actually feel confident in our chances to win with Gene Chizik at the helm. Not quite sure how you convinced someone that ya'lls program was good enough to be in the SEC and that is why you are overrated. You barely would make the cut in the Big10 and they suck.

11- UGA

You have won over 10 games pretty much every year. While I know a bunch of UGA fans who think (know) they have potential to win a NC, ya'll are fully aware of the Bobo and Richt handicap on your team. Also, Athens police will arrest you for anything nowadays too. Most UGA fans sseem to be aware that they should beat everyone but Richt will find a way to lose 1+ games by doing something stupid

12- Kentucky

Mark Stoops is killing it. Your S&C guy seems like a hoss. Underrated everyone should be scared


13- Auburn

When Arkansas fans are not worried about you, you are underrated. We return half our team and Jake Holland likely won't be starting. Also, Gus Malzahn's "high school offense" has managed to beat teams despite Chizik's determination to take a giant Chizik all over our schedule. No one is expecting anything better than 8 wins and most are in the 6-8 win range which is reasonable


14- Alabama

As hard as it is for me to admit it, Nick Saban has been treating CFB as his own personal frick doll. His system obviously works, he improves every year against teams that he loses to and his recruiting successs makes his teams scary to think about. I'm pretty sure my little brother could playcall that team to victory over Arkansas based purely on talent despite the fact that he gets his arse kicked on the easiest levels in NCAA College Football.




So again, this is the offseason and a reminder before the season starts of how much you suck arse



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tgr4ever
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now Mettsiah is possibly hurt.






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gatorhata9
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While I know a bunch of UGA fans who think they have potential to win a NC


If you don't think this is true, then you're a moron






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dkreller
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go frick your mother





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4- Arkansas








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Wishnitwas1998
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Well, he is a moron





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CPBM Reb
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to think they win more than 10 games like they think will is absurd.

Serious question, where have you seen any Ole Miss fan say that it is likely we win 10 games?






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tylerdurden24
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I'm pretty sure my little brother could playcall that team to victory over Arkansas based purely on talent despite the fact that he gets his arse kicked on the easiest levels in NCAA College Football.


Your little brother is Auburn University






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mcneil912
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Bro, I will fight you.





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2-LSU







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Slippery Slope
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You could have saved a lot of time and effort by just typing "I'm mad."





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DocEllis
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Nice tp toss





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BigRobHog
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Only 4th? That's bushleak!!!





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ya'll are fully aware of the Bobo and Richt handicap on your team.

FWIW I think it's starting to shift toward more of a Grantham and Richt handicap our team. Even this Bobo hater will say that he may have turned a corner last year. The RBs helped but holy shite he started running the pistol FINALLY.






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Garfield
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1. A&M
2. UF
3. UT
4. State
5. OM
6. Arky
7. USC
8. UGA
9. Bama
10. LSU
11. Vandy
12. AU
13. UK
14. Mizzou






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GenesChin
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FWIW I think it's starting to shift toward more of a Grantham and Richt handicap our team. Even this Bobo hater will say that he may have turned a corner last year. The RBs helped but holy shite he started running the pistol FINALLY.


Bobo has studs at QB, RB and WR, he should score 50 points on Bama. He may have gotten better but he is still Bobo






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KaiserSoze99
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Printing 4 t-shirts now.






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GCTiger11
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So we're expected to drop around 4 or 5 games because of the mass exodus and A&M officially taking our spot in the SEC West but yet we're overrated. What the actual frick?





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Wild Thang
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Geneschin


You are one of the problems this board has.






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