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Who Did You Lose Your Virginity To? Hotty, Fatty, Skank Dirtleg

Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:12 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:12 am
In another thread, we found out when everyone lost their V-card.

This is a thread that demands brutal honesty!

Did you lose your v-card to a hotty, a fatty, a skank dirleg, or (god forbid) family?


Me? Lost it on my 16th birthday to my good looking highschool girlfriend. Thank god for umbros...

This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:14 am
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:12 am to
Your mom.
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5157 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:14 am to
Plain she was very very plain looking. Nothing exciting just a hole to explore
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:15 am to

McRebel42

quote:

Your mom.


Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:16 am to
mexican prostitute. She looked good enough i think. i was pretty messed up and don't have the best recollection
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58105 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:16 am to
Sandusky
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 11:17 am
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40766 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Hotty
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:18 am to
Wishnitwas1998

You said skank dirtleg. Please provide more details...
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28807 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:19 am to
my wife.... so hotty?

i'd say she was a solid OT 6.5 at the time. probably 7.5-8 now.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21207 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:19 am to
She had the best body Ive ever seen but she was a butter face.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:21 am to
quote:

She had the best body Ive ever seen but she was a butter face.



Please do us a favor and post a google pic of some poor soul that somewhat fits this description.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:22 am to
Hottie. She turned into a whore after we broke up. Kept looking for a dong as awesome as mine and could never find it.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58105 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:26 am to
Well it was a skank that I lost it to, and that's about all the details. She was ok looking definitely not fat, but quite the whore as I understand it
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28807 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:28 am to
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:36 am to
Good lord thats horrible.
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:48 am to
the parish priest
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:53 am to
chug tube
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:08 pm to
His name was Travis.
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1929 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:09 pm to
Hotty, with the exception of the lazy eye. Still not sure if she was looking at me or the ceiling.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

chug tube
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