I learned about "quash" today...

Guy came in the office and used the legalistic term "quash" several times. I googled quash. Urban dictionary made me realize the truth. He said it 6 times in one breath. I knew what it meant but I googled it for fun.

Urban Dictionary gave me this "
The sexual act of inserting the filter tip of a lit cigarette or other smokeable object into a woman's vagina to the extent that it is followed by a thick, ashy queef; a bilious ash cough if you will; a sooty vaginal discharge. Typically performed in opium dens, shite-head bowling alleys, or other designated smoking areas.
1. Chick totally quashed in my face, and now I look like I just climbed out of a mineshaft.

2. Well, honey, it doesn't look good. The doctor says I have quash-induced lung cancer.

3. Yeah man, totally went to a quash-bash last night. When I came home, I looked like Al Jolson in 'The Jazz Singer', and sounded like that sweet weapons guy from Mystery Men."

Then I remembered the Ken Star report on Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (the cigar part), and I thought...

We are going to find out several years from now that Obama isn't even black. He is just a total quash addict.

This is what claimed Ted Kennedy's life as well, IMO. Wacky Dems.