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re: The cold hard truth about the Aggies

Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by DesertTiger44
Fayetteville, NC
Member since Mar 2011
227 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:00 pm to
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^ Alabama ran the ball successfully to the tune of 6.6 and 6.9 yards per carry against LSU and Georgia. They only had 25 rushing attempts against LSU which explains the low total yardage. If you double their rushing attempts (and give them Jalston Fowler), LSU is blown out on their home field.



I do not have one single post on this board. I have lurked here for the better part of four years and in that time I have seen some of the most ridiculous shite ever posted. What you just said is, by far, the most elementary analysis of the game of football ever concocted on the internet. You should seriously punch yourself in the nuts right now. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3838 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:06 pm to
Twat5 has literally seen Saban's calender. He promises that shite is circled. AND HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME. That's all you need to know.
Posted by Maroon Flash
Florida
Member since May 2013
1527 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:21 pm to
The cold hard truth is:

Our recruiting base is a state whose high schools produce over 4x the number of NFL players as Alabama. We don't share our state with another SEC school.

We have the largest student enrollment in the SEC and the largest student section in college football.

We are expanding to have the largest and by far most impressive football stadium in the SEC.

You could add the Alabama, Auburn, and LSU university endowmnents together and it would look like weekend beer money compared to ours.

We finally have a worthy Coach and Bama and everybody else is going to have a hard time keeping up with the Aggies, Saban or no Saban.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32374 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:24 pm to
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We are expanding to have the largest and by far most impressive football stadium in the SEC.



Posted by 3legr
Member since Jan 2012
232 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:41 pm to
oh lookie we get to hear about how much richer they are than us.....and you guys have still never won shite in football....what gives??
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:42 pm to
again...you really don't believe all the shite you spew right???
This post was edited on 6/14/13 at 2:43 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:42 pm to
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oh lookie we get to hear about how much richer they are than us.....and you guys have still never won shite in football....what gives??




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Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:44 pm to
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oh lookie we get to hear about how much richer they are than us.....and you guys have still never won shite in football....what gives??

Give us a break. That's all we hear from our rich-as-frick-but-shits-the-bed in-state former rival.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:44 pm to
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That's a lot of guano.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:47 pm to
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Fran and Sherman combined with Mizzou's best decade ever?


Well to be fair, our best decade was the 1960s. Actually should have won the natty title in 1960 and would have won it under modern system where the title is awarded AFTER the bowl games are played. Back then, the national champ was declared BEFORE the bowl games were played, which doesn't make much sense to me, but that being said, we had the #1 ranking in hand and had the chance but blew it in final regular season game before the bowls so I can't say too much.
This post was edited on 6/14/13 at 2:49 pm
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:47 pm to
one is fake....one is real....real >>>>>>fake
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:48 pm to
former??? I thought y'all renewed the rivalry??
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37559 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:49 pm to
I am actually jealous of the West this year. Everybody in the West gets a shot at mudholing JFF and ohhhhh how I wish I could get to see what Sutton and Clowney would do to him.

In the meantime everyone in the conference will be pulling against aTm this year, just to shut them the frick-up ... in the meantime, who gets them from the East this year, Florida in The Swamp? Hold on, let me check.

::::::: pause to check schedule :::::::

WTF! Vandy and Mizzou? Who's dick did Hyman have to suck in B-ham to pull that shite off? gtfo unbelievable. No Florida, no Georgia, no South Carolina. Something is really wrong here. Second year in the league and already getting preferential schedules.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37559 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:51 pm to
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Give us a break. That's all we hear from our rich-as-frick-but-shits-the-bed in-state former rival.


Probably true, yeah, probably true. And how do your fans look at the horn fans?

Now, look in the mirror ... that is exactly what aTm fans look like to everyone else. We had hoped for more from y'all.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:52 pm to
brooooo 7 billion in endowment....or something.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:52 pm to
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WTF! Vandy and Mizzou? Who's dick did Hyman have to suck in B-ham to pull that shite off? gtfo unbelievable.


aTm still hasn't won in Columbia MO for over 12 years or so, so that fat lady hasn't sung just yet. Assuming we actually have our first string QB and first string RB back healthy for a change (neither of whom played during the demolition in CS last year), and it being senior day for us, could be a different story this time. Nobody expected aTm to do what *they* did last year; how the hell do we know what a healthy Mizzou will do this year? I sure as frick have no idea. I don't have any confidence because its so unknown, but I sure as frick don't have any idea what to expect, either. I do know that the #1 QB and #1 RB for Mizzou that I refer to are 2-0 against ATM for their careers when healthy (both wins coming in College Station no less). You never know.
This post was edited on 6/14/13 at 2:54 pm
Posted by 3legr
Member since Jan 2012
232 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:58 pm to
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and ohhhhh how I wish I could get to see what Sutton and Clowney would do to him.


Meh.. I think you would still stand a good chance of looking silly.
Posted by timm6971463
oakdale la
Member since Mar 2008
4361 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 2:58 pm to
johnny has kicked started their recruiting,if the recruiting last for another two years,a and m is set,look what a few years at LSU did for sabin,but then again he has espn doing his recruiting !
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 3:05 pm to
SCRooster...you make a good point, and I agree that arrogance and talk of money can sound very annoying. It's as if the trolling stopped for a moment and some actual honesty remained unfiltered. So, here is honesty back at ya:

1. Aggies are very humble and friendly in person

2. The Rant is not the real world, and there is a LOT of B.S. being spewed by folks from all fanbases.

3. Aggies have noticed that arrogance and shite talk is the only true currency of The Rant. As far as we have seen. So we are just trying to fit in around here.
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