They just built a retirement community in the panhandle of Lancaster County, just south of Charlotte like the one outside of HHI in Bluffton. Same designer and all, called Sun City Carolina Lakes. Before knowing better, my grandparents looked at a house in there. 99% of that community is made up of people from Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Its flat out ridiculous. Not to mention, within two years of the community being built, they petitioned to make Indian Land the county seat of Lancaster County, then got pissed when they couldn't get enough signatures to even have a case.
...what the frick? Can't we get some yankee specific immigration laws for the Carolinas? I grew up in North Carolina, and they are suffering much the same fate as far as the Ohio bastards and their Michigan cousins.
When I was bartending one summer at the beach, some old retiree who moved down South came and sat at the bar to eat his dinner since his wife/life partner was out of town or something. This guy had apparently been seeking a part time job to occupy his days between rounds of golf or whatever the hell old yankees do besides clog up grocery stores and talk too loud.
Anyway, nobody would hire the yank so he's bitter. He goes on a rant about how Southerners just don't like people from the north and the war is over they should just forget it. Tells me how in Ohio things just aren't like that and I would be treated just fine if I were to move north. He goes on in this vein of northern superiority for his entire meal, then the sonofabitch leaves me a one dollar tip. a-hole, not only did I wait on you, I had to sit there and listen to you talk the whole damn time. I should've gotten a 50% tip.
Anyway, carry on. frick Ohio.