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re: The official El Oso Blanco greatness thread.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:32 pm to tylerdurden24
Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:32 pm to tylerdurden24
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 6:28 pm to RunLindsayRun
Heard today he's averaging a HR every 12 ABs.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 6:43 pm to djackson1892
El Oslo Blanco doesn't have a watch...he decides what time it is.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 6:56 pm to SquatchDawg
The roar of El Oso Blanco is so terrifying yet calming that it would bring peace to the middle east and advance technology by over one thousand years.
Unfortunately for us, El Oso Blanco is a stern-but-gentle God. Those few who have heard died with peace in their hearts shortly thereafter.
May we all one day have the privilege of dying by El Oso Blanco's roar.
Unfortunately for us, El Oso Blanco is a stern-but-gentle God. Those few who have heard died with peace in their hearts shortly thereafter.
May we all one day have the privilege of dying by El Oso Blanco's roar.
Posted on 5/22/13 at 8:30 pm to tylerdurden24
"Evan Gattis shaves at 5 A.M.
Had full beard at 7 A.M. "
Had full beard at 7 A.M. "
Posted on 5/22/13 at 9:22 pm to RunLindsayRun
quote:
"Evan Gattis shaves at 5 A.M.
Had full beard at 7 A.M. "
Evan Gattis is Santa Claus and Jewish God.
El Oso Blanco giveth, and El Oso Blanco taketh away
Posted on 5/22/13 at 9:25 pm to tylerdurden24
Evan Gattis doesn't turn on the shower,
He looks at it until it cries.
He looks at it until it cries.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 6:10 am to RunLindsayRun
Gattis does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Gattis goes killing
Posted on 5/23/13 at 6:54 am to DawgCountry
Dude is bad arse. It's been a lot of fun to watch. And the happy dances after his late inning homers are fun too.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:09 am to snowman76
I'm awaiting a Braves commercial parodying Gattis' janitorial past.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 8:21 am to tylerdurden24
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May we all one day have the privilege of dying by El Oso Blanco's roar.
-He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
-He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
-He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian
-He lives vicariously through himself.
-If he we're to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.
-Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:02 am to bulldawger
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:19 am to DawgFARKer
so who wants to risk the lightning bolts and make our own gattis is an awesome gattis video? i'd volunteer but if there is a devil i feel like he has way too much on me. or i'll do it anyway, hmmmm.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 9:20 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:38 am to Damn Good Dawg
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:52 am to DawgCountry
true, braysus may have been cursed after his video. actually, i think bray just wasn't ready like the white bear clearly is.
and anyone who can't watch our bray is an awesome bray and not at least chuckle isn't human. even my super devout friend cracked up only to then feel horrible for doing it.
and anyone who can't watch our bray is an awesome bray and not at least chuckle isn't human. even my super devout friend cracked up only to then feel horrible for doing it.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:02 am to bulldawger
Evan Gattis seasons his steaks with pepper spray
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:02 am to Damn Good Dawg
So when's the 30 for 30?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:08 am to RunLindsayRun
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So when's the 30 for 30?
Directed and produced by Gattis. He will also be the cameraman, filming himself.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 10:09 am
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:11 am to bulldawger
narrated by...... morgan freeman
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:17 am to Damn Good Dawg
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narrated by...... morgan freeman
from the script written by Gattis.
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