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Spin-Off: Does your SO fart around you and vice versa?

Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:42 am
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48689 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:42 am
Me and the wife keep the flatulence to ourselves. I fart when I sleep though. So I'm told.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21207 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:44 am to
I only ever heard my ex do it once. I like to think that girls are incapable of doing that and Ill keep it that way.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39966 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:49 am to
Meh, I don't usually hide them from her. She'll let one loose from time to time and it's funny as hell because she gets so embarrassed by it.
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5157 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:56 am to
Mine did once....I left her. I keep a double standard with farting
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:59 am to
Me and my SO do this cool thing called cake farts.

So we are pretty open with it.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39966 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:03 am to
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cool thing called cake farts.


Not really cool.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:08 am to
You should look it up. We film it.
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7806 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:11 am to
if you can't comfortably fart in front of one another, it's not meant to be.

Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10743 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:17 am to
When me and my ex would go eat Mexican we'd go back to her place and I'd let it rip. It was a mutual understanding that if she tried to let one loose she'd be put on the curb
This post was edited on 5/17/13 at 10:18 am
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2340 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:21 am to
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7806 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:27 am to
Posted by YankeeDoodle
Member since Mar 2013
524 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:30 am to
I do whenever I need to. I use to hold them when we first started dating and then release some massive ones when she left.

I prefer to believe that she does not have a butthole
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39966 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:09 am to
quote:

You should look it up. We film it.



Sadly, a buddy of mine showed me one of your films about 7 years ago. We all had that "WTF did I just look at" looks on our faces
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7136 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:12 am to
Farts happen. My gf and I live together and fart in front of each other. It's a funny part of life, laugh about it and move on.
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
5173 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 12:27 pm to
I've only been with my girl friend for 2 months and we fart in front of each other. If you're not comfortable enough to fart in front of her it's must not be a good relationship
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7781 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 12:31 pm to
I've kinda had this belief as well
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 12:53 pm to
I fart around my gf all the time. I have yet to hear her fart.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:20 pm to
Any married guy who answers honestly will answer yes
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19016 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:23 pm to
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if you can't comfortably fart in front of one another, it's not meant to be


I agree with this. Part of marriage counseling should entail fart tolerance
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:31 pm to
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I prefer to believe that she does not have a butthole

So never any shot of piihb huh?
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