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Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:55 am to Bama74
Come on, back to back Heismans isn't significant? Take the Gump blinders off...
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:09 am to Bama74
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( done once)
FIFY.
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:07 am to agswin
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You have other schools in the SECe (who will never face A&M anytime soon ...no, USCe, you will not be in the 2013 SEC Championship game.....) mouthing that they could stop JFF.
I don't know why we couldn't ... plenty of others did and will.
But that's neither here nor there. Whoever SCAR faces in the SECCG, it will not be A&M. The odds are well against that happening for a lot of different reasons, not the least of which is that A&M will lose four games this year. So, more than likely it will be either Bama or LSU we will face in Atlanta so yes, you are correct, we will not see A&M until next year, probably at your place knowing the SEC offices and how they schedule.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:56 am to scrooster
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plenty of others did
Just another way of saying two others did, with the first having the fortune of playing JFF in his first game ever.
But yes, based on the one team who legitimately limited his production, I see no reason why USCe couldn't do the same.
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not the least of which is that A&M will lose four games this year
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:24 am to DWag215
JFF was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster just to run.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:25 am to troywew
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JFF was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster just to run.
meh, 4/10
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:33 am to scrooster
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not the least of which is that A&M will lose four games this year
You silly bitch.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:34 am to IT_Dawg
JFF once scrambled across a circus tight rope while he was completey wasted.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:38 am to troywew
The 12thman foundation had to scrap plans for a promotional "Johnny Football" toilet paper because the product was defective. It wouldn't take shite from anybody.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:40 am to troywew
JFF doesn't read defenses. He stare them down until he gets the information he wants.
ETA: Spelling: stares, not stairs.
ETA: Spelling: stares, not stairs.
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:41 am to troywew
When JFF looks in the mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be ONE JFF.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:43 am to troywew
JFF does not use performance enhancing substances. Performance enhancing substances use JFF.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:45 am to troywew
JFF's middle school English teacher asked the students to write an essay about "speed." JFF got an A+ for turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name written at the top.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:47 am to KaiserSoze99
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JFF doesn't read defenses. He stairs them down until he gets the information he wants
I like it! Keep them coming. This is your funniest so far. 7/10
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:49 am to Vanilla Coke
One time, LIFE had a near-death experience. JFF flashed before its eyes.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:53 am to Vanilla Coke
JFF's blood type is C3H5N3O9.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:54 am to Vanilla Coke
JFF's keyboard has no backspace. JFF makes no mistakes.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:56 am to scrooster
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not the least of which is that A&M will lose four games this year
Unfortunately aTm only plays 2 teams with a pulse + OM. If aTm loses 3 games it will be a disaster of a season, and two losses would be absolutely nothing to brag about.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:57 am to Vanilla Coke
After the 2011 Japan tsunami, Obama entered an international treaty forbidding JFF from skipping rocks.
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