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Texas A&M Incoming Freshman's uncle is a lunatic (quotes inside)
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:18 pm
Meet Texas A&M incoming cornerback Noel Ellis Jr's uncle Diamond David Flores.
Uncle Dave will fit in well in College Station (other than the whole being black thing). Here is some of his work on the aggie 247 board:
Uncle Dave will fit in well in College Station (other than the whole being black thing). Here is some of his work on the aggie 247 board:
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First of all, who the f**k are you to presume that I was pushing for Ellis Island to play for the Paper Tigers? That presumption is just plain out Asinine to say the least. I was NEVER an advocate for Ellis to be a PAPER TIGER.
Secondly, you definitely got your facts twisted on the Miami hurricanes because Ellis was never interested in Miami; neither were the Canes so I would like to know which Fais Do Do "Crackhead" fed you that bogus information. Perhaps you are relying on some "Droppings" of sort, which is about as reliable as the National Inquirer and is filled with BULL DROPPINGS. Or maybe it was Frankie or one of his cronies feeding you lies after he got kicked in NUTS during the recent Spring evaluation period. At any rate, INQUIRING MINDS wanna know your SOURCES.
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Lastly, with regards to that Nepotistically Challenged Wonderlic from Shreveport, which Camp circuits is he supposedly "Tearing Up" anyway? Is it the Summer 2012 Chitterling Circuit down in the BOOT or is it the Fais Do Do 7 on 7 showcase in the Red Stick? Whatever it maybe, here's the bottomline, he WASN'T in the RIVALS 5 star challenge, he will NOT be in Oregon for the PRESTIGIOUS Nike Opening Showcase and he's NOT a GRIDIRON KING. The same CANNOT be said about Noel Ellis. You don't earn invites to these NATIONALLY ACCLAIMED events unless you have GAME. So if being on Chitterling Or Fais Do Do 7 on 7 circuit is your definition of TEARING IT UP, then you're definitely SHORTSIGHTED and has probably experienced HEAD TRAUMA with a BOOT UP SIDE YOUR HEAD. Not a sermon, just a fact.........HOLD DAT!!!!!!!
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To all you Fais Dumb Dumbs who want to know my Age. I'm a PRIMETIME 25 who's ALL THE WAY LIVE and UNCUT. For those other FAIS DUMB DUMB noting "All Cone Drill Team", you're too DUMB to realize that ALL Rivals Challenge GAME FOOTAGE is on I-High.com. Then again, you can't expect a LS POO "Paper Tiger" fanatic to figure dat out. To further help you LOUISIANA DUMMIES, Ellis played on the SOUTHWEST TEAM at the Rivals 5Star Challenge just in case you want to see the PROOF in the PUDDING on IHigh.com. HOLD DAT!!!!!
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Sonny and his sinking SHIPP of "Zombies in the Valley of the DEAD" are bunch of Numb Skulls. Don't argue with fools. Fxck Em! #GIG'EM
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Guys,
As the newest member of the #GigEm Family, I want to re-emphasize the importance of using the "show post to Texas A&M subscribers only" VIP feature when you're posting recruiting information, especially about our neighboring Louisianimal targets since "Zombies from the Valley of the DEAD" feel compelled to intrude our territory for inside information. The recruiting info that we post on the Public Space (non-VIP) gets spread on the MountainTop, over the hills and on other Fais-Dumb-Dumb sites.
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So if Fais-Dumb-Dumbs 90 "MILES" West of NOLA wanna pay to play in our space with their FEMA cards, then that's their choice. But we shouldn't leave the door open for them to make themselves at home. Therefore, Lock the door and keep the "Paper Tigers" on the outside lookin in. Fxck 'Em....#GigEm!
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Sweet Baby Jesus!! If this plays out, it will be music to my ears. I know St Aug Head Coach Crutchfield has close ties to the Bama program so this will be an ultimate kick in the nutz for Frankie LIE Man. Despite his recent quick wins with Edward Paris and Donnie Alexander, if Mr. Wilson drops the ball on Fournette, those Zombies will be calling for his head in the "Valley of the DEAD". Fxck 'Em ....#GigEm
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Guys! Why the hell do we continue to entertain the twisted logic of NUMB SKULLS from the Valley of the DEAD 90 "MILES" west of NOLA? The Donnie Alexander offer by Frankie LIE MAN was nothing more than an obvious pawn setup move in a game of SEC Recruiting Chess. He desparately wants to secure the serves of Noil and Gee Willis in the Valley of the DEAD, so makes a committable offer to a 2.2 Core GPA LB with no ACT test score as an INDUCEMENT. Give me a break! Even thou Donnie "took Frankie's bait", it won't matter because once he's reeled in on 2/5/14, he'll be a nonqualifier like a DEAD FISH on a Hook(not the Austin variety).
Going forward, I suggest if we have any inquiries about the happenings in the Valley of the DEAD, make it privately known INTERNALLY amongst the #AggSwag family. If the "Paper Tigers" wanna eavesdrop, they must pay with their FEMA disaster relief debit card to view what we have to say. Otherwise, we will lure those Cajun Zombies on the Public Domain and engage in further foolish arguments. Therefore, heed the word of Proverbs 26:4 and don't get into verbal debates with ZOMBIES. Fxck 'Em.......#GigEm #AggSwag
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Guys,
Y the fxck are we arguing with a bunch of NUMB-SKULLED ZOMBIES from the "Valley of the DEAD" 90 "MILES" west of NOLA? It is written is Proverbs 26:4 "when arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are". Recruiting for 2014 will be a MARATHON rather than a SPRINT to the 2/5/14 FINISH LINE. The Aggies will get their fair share of studly Louisianimals to College Station so there's no need to entertain the follies of "PAPER TIGERS" during the race. When the Aggies bury those JIVE TURKEYS in Death Valley on Thanksgiving Weekend, they'll collectively get back into their cages and sit quitely with their Corn Dogs in utter disappointment. With that said, FXCK EM.......#GIG 'EM! #AggSwag
Lying down willingly to the Paper Tigers in the Valley of the Dead this EARLY in 2014 recruting game does NOT exemplify true #AggSwag. I like our chances of getting Noil if we're willing to "run the race" to the 2/5/14 finish line.
Noil is clearly better overall and it's GREAT thing that the TAMU coaching staff do NOT echo Cantone's sentiments. Truly, that's a NO BRAINER.
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Great insight as usual, Hamm. Brace for Part Deux of Transportation Issues, featuring St Augustine Purple Knights Leonard Fournette and Jermaine Roberts. We shouldn't hold our collective breaths for these aspiring "Living Zombies of the Valley of the Dead". At the end of the day, fxck em....#GigEm
For the record, there was NEVER any shame from Ellis Island leaving Louisiana, especially when 99.9% of his home state populus was against him. He had a stellar Senior season and succeeded AGAINST ALL ODDS by flippin these same HATERS into CONGRATULATORS. In the words of Isaiah 54:17, "No Weapon Formed against [him] shall prosper."
LSWho? Fxck'Em..... #GigEm
St Aug's Jermaine Roberts will get a grayshirt (at best) initially from the LSPoo Recruiting Weasel and they will string him along until the 11th hour if a spot opens up. Roberts will also get the same treatment as LSPoo's late 2013 signee, Duke Riley (John Curtis), who was taken for long Gray Carpet ride until it eventually landed in the Valley of the DEAD less than a week before NSD 2013.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 8:34 pm
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Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:20 pm to Maximus
wut?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:20 pm to Maximus
eh
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:21 pm to Maximus
Are you the crazy uncle?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:22 pm to Maximus
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Tony Brown and Edward Paris are very STRONG LSPoo leans. It's about a 85/15 probability that the Paper Tigers land both of them. Frankie LIE-MAN made a committable offer to Paris after he blazed a 4.39 40 during summer of 2011 in the Valley of the DEAD. Also, Paris' uncle, Jabbar Juluke (La Tech FB Coach), is a very good friend of that LSPoo Weasel. Therefore, the "Paper Tigers" have the odds in their favor for Edward Paris.
As for Tony Brown, need I say more? His sister will be attending the Valley of the DEAD so if "Blood is Thicker than Water", then it's safe to say that he'll likely follow her to the GATEWAYS of HELL.
Aside for the aforementioned lost souls, TAMU is the likely choice for headbussin safety DSG in 2014. Kameron Miles may grow into an OLB, plus his coverage skills are very undesirable for a FS/SS. The same cannot be said for DSG, who can play in the box for run support and cover ground like a soaring EAGLE.
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I hope it was a PROVIOSIONAL offer rather than a COMMITTABLE one. This dude along with Fournette and Tony Brown elected to participate in the NFL Elite 100 DAWG N PONY Show rather than come out for TAMU's Jr Day (like Noil & Willis). Here's the bottom line, this kid is a strong LSU lean and will be willing to go through Frankie LIE MAN's GRAY CARPET RIDE all the way through 2/5/14 if he lands at his dream school.
If you don't believe me, give him an invite to TAMU's summer camp and see if he shows up. If he doesn't, then that's a clear indication of where his heart lies. In my opinion, you got better 2014 Tier 1, Tier 2 DB pedigree in the state of Texas than this kid.
To JC Shurburtt and his reply:
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WDC_Sp2k10 said...
Mr Rocky Top! You and Jerry's kid missed the boat on mentioning the Maestro, Claiborne, Miles, Ellis, Sezer and Garner. These guys will answer the call of duty in the S.E.C. Your team and individuals rankings are diddly squad at the end of the day. #GigEm
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Shurbert: I am not exactly sure what all of this means right here, but cool.
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cameron00 said...
Ellis is a total stud. Lucky LSU screwed the pooch on that one.
Indeed! I saw writing on the wall after the Jan '12 Jr Day & it would have been absolutely NEGLIGENT on my part to allow him to be taken for a "LONG RIDE" by Frankie LIE-MAN and "Paper Tiger" brethren through the VALLEY of the DEAD. He's a far better Cornerback than the fabricated 2013 group of "Dumb Bastards Unleashed" (DBU) in the secondary who await their destiny with the DEVIL. Fxck Em!....#GigEm
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Not surprised! 50% their fanbase is in "panic" mode because #AggSwagg is on their heels well-positioned for a SEC takeover, so there's a major cause for concern for those "CATS" 90 "MILES" West of NOLA. Therefore, they feel compelled to start rumors out of JEALOUSY to mask the panic over a sinking "SHIPP".
In fact, it has become so bad in the "VALLEY of the DEAD" that they begin spreading rumors throughtout Louisiana that "Ellis Island" was ask to grayshirt by TAMU. Now how RIDICULOUS is that? That's clearly an example of how "Desparate Times Call for Desparate Measures" for "Paper Tigers". Once again, all I can say at the end of the day is "Fxck Em".....#GigEm!
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Unfortunately, I saw this coming from a MILE away when Tony Brown elected to participate in the NFL Elite 100 "DAWG n PONY" Combine (along with Fournette & Jermaine Roberts) the same weekend as TAMU's recent Junior Day. Those Fais-Dumbs-Dumbs will more than likely snag Tony Brown & Edward Paris for 2014, but getting DSG on our side will more than compensate for their losses. Plus, there's probably another TEXAS stud under the radar that we will more than likely grab for 2014 as well.
It's early and the 2014 signing day is 365 days away so a lot can happen between now and then. At the moment, it's not the END OF WORLD for the #AggieNation if Tony Brown wants to "wear a skirt" in the VALLEY of the DEAD with his sister.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:22 pm to Maximus
aint nobody got time for that
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:23 pm to Maximus
tl;dr
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:23 pm to OctothorpeSwag
Y'all need to try harder. Jimmies remain unrustled.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:23 pm to Maximus
Is there an english version? I didn't follow any of it but he should fit in at...where is atm?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:24 pm to Maximus
Anyone with half a brain can see Tre White is a better player and more importantly a better person than this kid's family. It's embarrassing for Ellis for his family to keep running their uneducated mouths. Have fun with this circus aggies
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Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:24 pm to Maximus
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other than the whole being black thing
Come the frick again?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:25 pm to Maximus
He sho got under your skin bro.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:25 pm to nc14
basically his nephew is a 5'9 corner, so the uncle hates every corner ranked ahead of him and a certain local SEC school that did not recruit him
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:27 pm to Maximus
I smell a handler
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:28 pm to TT9
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tl;dr
no shite. gonna need a cliff's notes of the cliff's notes, and then its iffy.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:29 pm to TT9
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Guys! Y the fxck are we still having a conversation about this overrated, Fournette pawn piece named Jermaine Roberts? His offer is NOT committable, plus there are far better CBs in the talent-rich state of Texas. Still on the Jermaine Roberts bandwagon? Well, drive down to Houston for the Rivals Camp this weekend and you will see with your eyes what this Roberts kids is all about, which absolutely nothing. At the end of they day, #fxck em......#GigEm
Ole Nicky try to pull off a "checkmate" (Fournette) with 1 "pawn" move, courtesy of Roberts. Not even Bobby Fisher can pull dat 1 off. #PackageDeal #HailMaryPass
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+Point #4: Speedy Noil consistenly burned Jermaine Roberts at the Rivals Camp in Houston and earned an invitation to their 5-Star Showcase as a result. The same can't be said for your so called SHUT DOWN "pawn piece" CB since the "hens have come home to ROOST" in Houston. He's not a Rival 250 for a valid reason at this point.
Therefore, you should SHUT the fxck up. That's what's COOKING!
#Fxck Em......#GigEm
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On a PERSONAL NOTE, Fxck SONNY and his sinking SHIPP of "PAPER TIGERS" 90 "MILES" West of NOLA. That dude is more corrupt than a Luzianna politician. At the end of the day, all of those fais-dumb-dumbs can "GEAUX" to HELL & dance with the DEVIL in the VALLEY of the DEAD. Fxck Em!!!.....#GigEm!!!
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As for the Jermaine Roberts and Leonard Fournette kids from St Aug (NOLA), both are Hail Mary Passes for TAMU. I'm not saying "just throw in the towel", but i am suggesting that both are VERY STRONG leans to be CAGED as "PAPER TIGERS" for the CIRCUS 90 "MILES" west of NOLA.
I think we're in GREAT position to get him. It's still a long way to go, but if we pace ourselves and stay the course, we'll win the MARATHON for his services. The key is to stay on April's good-side. I think she'll melt like butter with a little Texas Charm, but it has to be CONSISTENT to overtake the "Fais-Dumbs-Dumbs" 90 "MILES" west of NOLA.
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Oizers said...
Are you David Flores?
Round of an applause for you. It only took you 1 try. Apparently, you're not a delusional "Paper Tiger" fan. They're a VERY SLOW BUNCH of crackpots. Congrats! frick'Em #GigEm #TAMU
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Bostwick58 said...
I understand from another site that Fournette could not attend because his teammate who was to come with him has to work Sunday.
That is such a lame excuse by him. Sounds like Frankie LIE-MAN is in his ear 90 "MILES" west of NOLA. Well, we shouldn't extend any more invites to 5-star teasers. Let his arse go to the Valley where FOOTBALL DREAMS "DIE". #LSPOO
Well, Well!
Guys! No need to worry. Although some people buy into Al Gore's Global Warming Hoax, "Hell won't Freeze Over" for Team Ellis Island. Noel Ellis is 110% solid to the Texas A&M Aggies and that's a FACT. As for the "MASS EXODUS" 90 "MILES" WEST of NOLA, frick 'EM........#GigEM!!! #AggSwag
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:30 pm to Maximus
TL;Will wait for others responses to potentially read
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:30 pm to Maximus
DGAF board.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:31 pm to Maximus
Crazy rants, bible verses... bluetickhound is uncle dave?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:32 pm to Maximus
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basically his nephew is a 5'9 corner, so the uncle hates every corner ranked ahead of him and a certain local SEC school that did not recruit him
His uncle is a crazy bastard, but Noel is a stud.
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