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What's Been Your Best In Real Life Troll Achievement to Date?
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:40 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:40 am
For example, letters to the editor, phone calls to a particular radio host, conversations with the priest, pranks on your inlaws, etc.
Let's separate the "rant trolls" from the "IRL professional trolls".
What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
Let's separate the "rant trolls" from the "IRL professional trolls".
What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 10:10 am
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Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:46 am to mizzoukills
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What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
To date: I am gonna go with running a ad in the local newspaper and on craigslist advertising for sale, the entire contents of my boss's house and his 2 cars at cut rate prices while he was on vacation. And for 2 weeks he said his phone and email was blown up to no end.
I also have accounts of stacking family members entire house contents into one room or another. Which is why I am no longer invited to house sit.
I also like sending swank mags to local churches and barber shops etc etc..
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 8:47 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:53 am to Mr.Sinister
If you really hate someone just do as I do wait until a major concert is coming to a city near you go on Craigslist advertise awesome tickets at cheap arse prices and en leave their phone number and tell people to call at night because that's when your working and awake
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:02 am to Jma313
Holy piss, that's a great idea!!! 
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:06 am to mizzoukills
I like sending Mormons to my friends
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:08 am to heartbreakTiger
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I like sending Mormons to my friend
Ah this also sparks a memory of my early 20's when I was a big "recreational" substance user.
I used to answer the door naked and screaming, get baked and try to convert them to my "religion" get them inside and try to get them to stay as long as possible so that the uncomfortable feelings started sinking in. God I wonder if I am on some sort of jehovah's or mormans blacklist sight...
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:09 am to heartbreakTiger
Sometimes when I figure out whether a friend is conservative or liberal, I give their home address, phone number and email to the opposite party during election years.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:14 am to mizzoukills
I go to laser tag places and cover up all the sensors on my laser pack. No way I'm losing to Jeffrey and his 12 friends on his birthday. That's fricking life Jeffrey. Get used to it.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:17 am to Slippery Slope
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I go to laser tag places and cover up all the sensors on my laser pack. No way I'm losing to Jeffrey and his 12 friends on his birthday. That's fricking life Jeffrey. Get used to it.
I bet you do this in real life...
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:20 am to Slippery Slope
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I go to laser tag places and cover up all the sensors on my laser pack. No way I'm losing to Jeffrey and his 12 friends on his birthday. That's fricking life Jeffrey. Get used to it.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:27 am to Jma313
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If you really hate someone just do as I do wait until a major concert is coming to a city near you go on Craigslist advertise awesome tickets at cheap arse prices and en leave their phone number and tell people to call at night because that's when your working and awake
I did this with SECCG tickets. Said I had a student ticket for $150. He said he got 14 calls and around 30 texts. I won.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:30 am to gatorhata9
Yea Taylor swift played in memphis like 2 months ago and I said I had front row tickets for 30$ a piece and that I had 4 and I needed to get rid of em quick. My buddy got 76 phone calls and 100+ text messages in less than 24 hours
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:47 am to Jma313
$30 you'd think people would see right through that...but then again the Taylor Swift demographic isn't too bright..
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:50 am to mizzoukills
I troll the hell out of some Louisville fans everyday at work. Everything from making sure I use my Kentucky post-it notes when writing them a note, changing their screen savers to Calipari when they're not looking, etc. Best one was probably when I "redecorated" a coworkers office before the UK/UofL Football game a couple years ago. Removed all of her Louisville stuff and replaced it with UK stuff. Good times.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:50 am to gatorhata9
It was too easy. I'm gonna do it for kid rock this Friday night. All the trashy people in north Mississippi will be swarming over memphis for tickets to that show
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:51 am to Jma313
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It was too easy. I'm gonna do it for kid rock this Friday night. All the trashy people in north Mississippi will be swarming over memphis for tickets to that show
Oh goddammit. I forgot about that. I'm staying away from dt this weekend.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:53 am to Slippery Slope
I live down here so it's too fun to frick with people haha.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:56 am to Jma313
I like it when the Cotton Convention or whatever is in Memphis and all my delta friends come up, and you walk into Silky's and every redneck there is wearing a vest. Delta people love vests.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:04 am to Slippery Slope
I like to troll the beggars who ask you for money. When they ask you for a few bucks fr a cold beer I always ask them for a dollar it just blows their minds. That or this one time I just went I don't have money on me but I do have a beer and I get him a natty ice haha
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