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re: Arkansas fans, you jinx the crap out of your sports team.

Posted on 2/17/13 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 2/17/13 at 7:31 pm to
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I'm well aware of the fact that losses happen in baseball


I hope you are considering USCjr just lost to a bible thumping college
Posted by JimMorrison
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Posted on 2/17/13 at 9:35 pm to
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I hope you are considering USCjr just lost to a bible thumping college


whatever makes your loss to Western Illinois feel any better, man
Posted by thefloydian
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 7:48 am to
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threads like this are exactly why we do what we do.

thank you for validating us as always.


This is Paint-By-Numbers SECRant:

1. Post dumb/arrogant shite.
2. Inevitably look like an idiot.
3. When called on said idiocy, pretend like it was all an elaborate troll, or imply that when others laugh at your stupidity it's not because you're a moron, but because they are obsessed with you/your school.
4. Rinse and repeat.
This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 7:49 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 7:52 am to
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3. When called on said idiocy, pretend like it was all an elaborate troll


We are the #1 team in the country, we don't need an 'elaborate troll' to post arrogant shite. It comes with being #1. You should know, there are already countless Bama fans talking about a 3 peat.
Posted by thefloydian
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 7:57 am to
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Auburn, LSU and USC fans all concerned about how we do in our opening series against Western Illinois. But Arkansas is irrelevant.


You're confusing being easy to make fun of with being relevant.

Hope this helped.

This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 7:58 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 7:58 am to
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You're confusing being easy to make fun of with being relevant.


So a team that went to the CWS and is ranked #1 by numerous publications is irrelevant?

Stick to football.
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:31 am to
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So a team that went to the CWS and is ranked #1 by numerous publications is irrelevant?


No, just a team that never wins the SEC and is eliminated by other SEC teams at the CWS, when it actually manages to get there, is.
This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 8:31 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:32 am to
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a team that never wins the SEC


This is actually the definition of irrelevant. Winning the SEC regular season title is worth about as much as a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:34 am to
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This is actually the definition of irrelevant. Winning the SEC regular season title is worth about as much as a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.


At least Arkansas could feign relevancy by winning something. It wins nothing. I still remember that magical 2004 season.

ETA: I actually didn't know that much about Arkansas' "history" at the CWS. Boy, Texas is another team that has had the Hogs' number.
This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 8:37 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:36 am to
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Arkansas could feign relevancy


You clearly don't understand the definition of this word.
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:37 am to
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You clearly don't understand the definition of this word.


No, I do. It isn't surprising that Arkansas fans wouldn't recognize what a team that is relevant looks like, though.

1979 is the only year the Hogs left Omaha with a winning record? That can't be right, can it?
This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 8:39 am
Posted by NCrawler
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:40 am to
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You clearly don't understand the definition of this word.


You'll get no where arguing with poor, dumb shite LSU fans. Might as well argue with a fricking rock. Probably get a better rebuttal from the rock...
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:40 am to
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relevancy


quote:

1979


Are you retarded?
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:42 am to
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Are you retarded?


look at all these fish. Am I doing it right, Arky?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:47 am to
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Am I doing it right, Arky?


No.
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:48 am to
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No.


Latarian says I'm living rent free in your head.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:50 am to
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Latarian says I'm living rent free in your head.


You're posting in an Arkansas baseball thread.

You.
Posted by therick711
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 8:54 am to
Rent. Free.
Posted by Str8volfan
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 4:56 pm to
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You're posting in an Arkansas baseball thread.
on an LSU message board.
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 2/18/13 at 6:04 pm to
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We are the #1 team in the country, we don't need an 'elaborate troll' to post arrogant shite. It comes with being #1. You should know, there are already countless Bama fans talking about a 3 peat.


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