I like all of you.

To mix things up from the general berating we give each other on here, I have decided to say one nice thing about each school.

Alabama - You are a great football program and are an example that the rest of the football programs in college football can strive towards.

Auburn - You have one of the coolest traditions in letting a freaking eagle fly around your stadium. Doesn't get much frattier than that.

LSU - Your fans are the most fun to party with, and also make by-far the most delicious tailgating food.

Ole Miss - You have some very attractive women that actively strive to be the hottest and help keep the rest of the schools' women in check.

Mississippi State - You have a great agriculture school and one of my best friends who is a farmer in southern Arkansas went to your school and he is freaking awesome and can chug 8+ beers out of a gas container at one time.

Texas A&M - You have a great engineering school and, having worked with a lot of your Alumni, know that most are down-to-earth but still a blast to party with on the weekends.

Tennessee - Haven't hung out with many of you but I remember after the '07 game I met up with a few of your fans and they were a lot of fun, and we actually went out and played around of golf the next morning with 2 of them, and they were really good at golf.

Georgia - Mark Richt has a phenomenal tan and, as a man of Irish descent myself, gives me something to strive towards.

South Carolina - I've enjoyed having you as the team from the east that was have played yearly over the last few years. The games are always fun and the fans I meet are down to earth.

Vanderbilt - You help carry the rest of the SEC in academics, and I am a huge fan of James Franklin and think he will make you into a successful program.

Kentucky - Your basketball program is the best in the SEC, and many seasons helped to keep the SEC on the map in what would otherwise be a pretty horrible season overall for the conference.

Florida - Probably the "best" all around athletic school in terms of all sports and also a good school academically as well.

Missouri - You are our closest neighbor now and for that we sort have already formed a bond and I foresee us creating a combo basketball/football rivalry unmatched in the SEC in a few years.