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Posted on 2/1/13 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 2/1/13 at 6:57 pm
It's close to 7:00 pm central standard time, on the 1st day of February, in the 2013th year of our lord. You are alive right now.

There are about 7 billion other humans alive right now. In the history of our world, there have been about 110 billion people who have been born. This universe has existed for roughly 12-14 billion years, which means that since this universe was created, there have been about 8 people born per year. Somehow, YOU were once of those people granted the gift of the highest existence known to us, and you just HAPPEN to be alive right at this second. This second will never happen again, and the next second has never been experienced by anything. Enjoy it.

Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/1/13 at 6:58 pm to
TL; dr
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
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17912 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:00 pm to
Do you even lift bruh?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68422 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:00 pm to
How high are you right now?
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:03 pm to
9 6
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:04 pm to
8
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:05 pm to
Peace and Love my brother. Peace and Love!!



Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:06 pm to
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in the 2013th year of our lord
So fake
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

quote:
in the 2013th year of our lord

So fake


what's fake? the calender system?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86429 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:09 pm to
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there have been about 8 people born per year




You're too high dude. I believe you're maybe taking into account the death rate as well, but to say that there are only 8 ppl born per year is, quite obviously, extremely inaccurate.
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:10 pm to
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You're alive right now
No I'm not. And you cannot prove otherwise.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:11 pm to
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You're too high dude. I believe you're maybe taking into account the death rate as well, but to say that there are only 8 ppl born per year is, quite obviously, extremely inaccurate.


What I said, and what I meant, was that if you divide the number of humans ever born by the number of years the universe has been existence, that the number born per year is about 8.

I did not say, nor did I mean, that the actual birth rate per year is 8.
This post was edited on 2/1/13 at 7:17 pm
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:11 pm to
Well if you wanted to use the lord and biblical proportions then you would believe the Earth is really only about 6000-7000 years old
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Well if you wanted to use the lord and biblical proportions then you would believe the Earth is really only about 6000-7000 years old


It's 2013 A.D.

A.D. = anno domini --> latin for --> the year of our lord.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:13 pm to
Simply put, it came from the Bible. Of course, the Bible doesn’t say explicitly anywhere, “The earth is 6,000 years old.” Good thing it doesn’t; otherwise it would be out of date the following year. But we wouldn’t expect an all-knowing God to make that kind of a mistake.
God gave us something better. In essence, He gave us a “birth certificate.” For example, using a personal birth certificate, a person can calculate how old he is at any point. It is similar with the earth. Genesis 1 says that the earth was created on the first day of creation (Genesis 1:1–5). From there, we can begin to calculate the age of the earth.
Let’s do a rough calculation to show how this works. The age of the earth can be estimated by taking the first five days of creation (from earth’s creation to Adam), then following the genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5 and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five days before him. If we add up the dates from Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years, using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5 and 11.3 Whether Christian or secular, most scholars would agree that Abraham lived about 2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:
5 days
+ ~2,000 years
+ ~4,000 years
~6,000 years
At this point, the first five days are negligible. Quite a few people have done this calculation using the Masoretic text (which is what most English translations are based on) and with careful attention to the biblical details, they have arrived at the same time frame of about 6,000 years, or about 4000 B.C. Two of the most popular, and perhaps best, are a recent work by Dr. Floyd Jones4 and a much earlier book by Archbishop James Ussher5 (1581–1656). See table 1.
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7284 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Well if you wanted to use the lord and biblical proportions then you would believe the Earth is really only about 6000-7000 years old


Shhhh.....some people actually believe it is. Don't ruin things with logic
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:16 pm to
Holy shite I'm not religious at all and I'm not using "Christian" math. Jeezus.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45126 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
17912 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:17 pm to
Dinosaur bones were planted on earth by Satan to make people question God.


Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 2/1/13 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Simply put, it came from the Bible. Of course, the Bible doesn’t say explicitly anywhere, “The earth is 6,000 years old.” Good thing it doesn’t; otherwise it would be out of date the following year. But we wouldn’t expect an all-knowing God to make that kind of a mistake.
God gave us something better. In essence, He gave us a “birth certificate.” For example, using a personal birth certificate, a person can calculate how old he is at any point. It is similar with the earth. Genesis 1 says that the earth was created on the first day of creation (Genesis 1:1–5). From there, we can begin to calculate the age of the earth.
Let’s do a rough calculation to show how this works. The age of the earth can be estimated by taking the first five days of creation (from earth’s creation to Adam), then following the genealogies from Adam to Abraham in Genesis 5 and 11, then adding in the time from Abraham to today.
Adam was created on day 6, so there were five days before him. If we add up the dates from Adam to Abraham, we get about 2,000 years, using the Masoretic Hebrew text of Genesis 5 and 11.3 Whether Christian or secular, most scholars would agree that Abraham lived about 2,000 B.C. (4,000 years ago).
So a simple calculation is:
5 days
+ ~2,000 years
+ ~4,000 years
~6,000 years
At this point, the first five days are negligible. Quite a few people have done this calculation using the Masoretic text (which is what most English translations are based on) and with careful attention to the biblical details, they have arrived at the same time frame of about 6,000 years, or about 4000 B.C. Two of the most popular, and perhaps best, are a recent work by Dr. Floyd Jones4 and a much earlier book by Archbishop James Ussher5 (1581–1656). See table 1.



I have absolutely no idea what in the frick all this bullshite is about and there is no way in hell I'm reading it.

The original post was ok though IM (not so humble) opinion.
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